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Quotes added on Tuesday, March 11 2014

  1. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 12:16am UTC
    My best friend from Texas said she missed me so she visited me. I feel so loved. :)

  2. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 12:23am UTC
    Thoes eyes......who's are they?

  3. SecretlyDieingInside* SecretlyDieingInside*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 12:28am UTC
    Is this really happening?
    I swear I'll never be happy again.
    And don't you dare say we can just be friends.
    I'm not some boy that you can sway.
    We knew it'd happen eventually.
    LA, La La La, La La La.
    Format:Kat2194

  4. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 12:34am UTC
    Ok so I'm doing my taxes yeah and guess what because I am forced to invest in stupid sh!+ cause the government is so retarded thinking i actually care about them or there rules which may hold some thread of dignity or help I get fifteen cents so thanks for monitoring usless cr@p that doesn't help us insurance that $uck$ and finding no cures and has a decorative president that's does jack for this country that thanks to you dillweeds put us trillions of dollars in debt so God fu*king don't bless America!!!!!
    Thank you and good night

  5. Michelle* Michelle*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 12:58am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 1:29am UTC
    I feel bad for stars, comets, eyelashes, and birthday candles,
    they have it so much worse because they live in guilt until they die
    never being able to grant wishes.

  7. again again
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 1:31am UTC
    If I have a daughter, I'm not going to name her Stacy unless I really do got it goin' on

  8. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 1:35am UTC
    I wish this wasnt so hard to do

  9. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 1:38am UTC
    I wish this wasnt so hard to do

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 1:39am UTC
    the moment i can walk outside and pick a chicken nugget off a tree
    is the moment where i will walk outside willingly

  11. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 1:49am UTC
    I'm sitting here,
    trembling with fear
    maybe a bit up imatience and
    that feeling of wanting to get out
    I want to scream so loud
    a question, tabooed by both our mouths
    maybe when we're alone once again I may speak softly

  12. cheesehead cheesehead
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 1:53am UTC
    I never had to let go.
    So don't expect for this to be easy.

  13. cheesehead cheesehead
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 1:56am UTC
    The life of some girls:
    Girl: You want someone pretty, smart and just good for you!
    Boy: But, I dont want someone pretty, smart and good for me. I want you!
    They try so hard...

  14. cheesehead cheesehead
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:14am UTC
    Do me a favor and read this and make sure it is stuck into your head until you reach the line...
    Think about
    the wars
    World hunger
    a too perfect world
    trafficking
    poverty
    snotty, perfect people
    a perfect boring world
    a million dollars all to yourself
    a new BMW
    New clothes
    lots of pizza
    lots of food
    lots of happiness
    lots of anger
    lots of sorrow and pain
    lots of love
    .............................................................
    Now, with all these thoughts- close your eyes and think: If you could have one wish, what would it be.
    Don't say: Perfection, why? Imagine a perfect, boring world... not so fun- right!
    So.. try saying- world peace. Once you think of this think about what this has to do with : humans, the future, robots, aliens, and so basically you're risking humanity.
    What about yourself too, are you going to focus on Earth or you?
    I'll let you think....
    Is it difficult? Well, it just might be- we HUMANS have caused so much... it will be difficult to fix the bad things in the world. You could probably do it, I'm just trying to show how crazy we went.

  15. cheesehead cheesehead
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:19am UTC
    That moment when your quote gets over 1 like...

  16. hi* hi*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:45am UTC
    hi

  17. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:49am UTC
    Look at a stonecutter hitting at the rock. Nothing happens at first, but after many strikes, the rock eventually cracks. In Life, don't Doubt. Keep at it and it will happen.-RVM


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. TodayBegins TodayBegins
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 4:57am UTC
    If you were google
    you'd have everything i needed...
    except a body but yea..

  20. Fayedaway Fayedaway
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 5:39am UTC
    Life goes on.
    It goes right,
    And it goes wrong.
    But, it goes on.

:)

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