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Quotes added on Monday, March 10 2014

  1. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:49am UTC
    If I was a voice actor I’d spend 99% of my time ordering pizza over the phone as different characters. :D

  2. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:59am UTC
    The best gift you could ever give me:
    - a hoodie of yours
    - a plane ticket to your house so I can hug your face
    - a picture of you so I can pretend you're next to me
    - something that smells like you
    - you know what
    - just put yourself in a box
    - I'd like that the best
    - thanks


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. queenofwonderland queenofwonderland
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:04pm UTC
    Confession~
    If I had a pretty, common name I would use my real name for everything...including my dogs name ^.^

  5. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:09pm UTC
    I'm so sorry
    I'm only human

  6. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    If you want to make God laugh,
    tell Him about your plans.

  7. queenofwonderland queenofwonderland
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:15pm UTC
    Confession~
    When no one hearts my quotes I feel like a loser so I heart myself <3
    Lesson~
    If no one loves you, atleast you have yourself and good ole mandy handy! Hahaha Just kidding, Im still a loser Im gonna heart this one too! So you should too (:
    ~~~~Peaceoutgirlscout~~~~~EyHo

  8. queenofwonderland queenofwonderland
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:18pm UTC
    No matter how much everyone hates me, Im gonna love myself for changing everyone's mind about me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. fefe123 fefe123
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    The worst mistake you can make is walking away from the person who stood by your side through everything and never left. They dealt with all your pain, shared tears with you but never left you. They didn’t want to see you unhappy and so they tried everything out of their will to make you happy. You can’t just move on without thinking about them, and when you do think about them, you then realize how much you miss the memories, the good times, the crazy times and all the time you spent together “happy”. You tell me you don’t “deserve me” and “I could do better” but honestly, I need you, I want you and I could do better but you’re my better. I Miss the “Old” you, I miss our conversations. I miss how we used to talk every minute of every day and I never got tired of talking to you. Follow à your ♥, not what people tell you. Speak for yourself; don’t let other speak for you.

  11. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:26pm UTC
    I hate life, love and lies.

  12. *Allysoon* *Allysoon*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:32pm UTC
    You guys should go follow me on Instagram. ^.^
    I follow back!(:

  13. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:33pm UTC
    Grandmum : You should eat more.
    Brother : Sorry gran , I think I'll just go upstairs , thank you
    Grandmum : C'mon , just a small slice of cake?
    Brother : *Sigh* , No really I'm fine.
    Grandmum : Well , if you say so. But you should learn things from your sister
    She eats everything that stands in her way and look at her!She looks so healthy.
    Brother : You mean fat.
    Grandmum : wot
    Me : Oh?
    Me : *Maliciously picks up knife*
    Brother :
    Grandmum :
    Dad :
    Cat :
    Dog :
    Mum :
    Goldfish :
    Me : ​ *Cuts cake and continues eating*

  14. theskycatsociety theskycatsociety
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    your hair is rain-soaked
    and i slip my hand into yours
    the world is watching us tonight
    let's just get swept along with the noise

  15. theskycatsociety theskycatsociety
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:58pm UTC
    we live in a different galaxy
    there are so many worlds in your eyes
    your smile was like the surface of neptune
    please don't let anyone steal your stars

  16. Fayedaway Fayedaway
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    They say I'm crazy,
    I say "Yeah, maybe."
    But one of these days I know I'm going to work it out.

  17. Rawrsome Rawrsome
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:17pm UTC
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  18. Rawrsome Rawrsome
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:20pm UTC
    I’m in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a… connection.

  19. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:20pm UTC
    I wish I loved you more
    that I would notice you
    that I would learn your every move
    that I remembered your favorite movie
    that I know al your feelings
    with just half a word
    but I don't, and that's why we fell apart
    because I can only love you with my whole heart
    there is too much of you to fit in there
    so I wish I loved you less
    that I didn't know your name
    that I didn't cry when you left
    that our eyes only met on that train
    that you just know me as that girl with too many candy
    but I don't,and that's why I'm on the floor
    because the little heart broke
    so I wish I loved you more
    that I would understand how this went
    that I would understand this would make you happy
    that that was enough
    but I don't, and that's why I want to set you on fire
    and I'm only hurting myself with the flame

  20. Rawrsome Rawrsome
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore.

:)

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