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Quotes added on Monday, March 10 2014


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 8:54am UTC
    me: why do beliebers still exist?
    friend: why do stupid people still exist?
    teacher: that's literally the same exact question.

  3. TodayBegins TodayBegins
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 9:02am UTC
    Opening closed doors instead of keeping them shut,
    it only opens old wounds sure, but atleast it helps me
    remember, not everything in life is good.
    we choose to forget what hurts us, and remember
    what helps us, but me,
    i choose to only remember the pain.
    so i can learn from it.

  4. Corinne ✞* Corinne ✞*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 9:15am UTC
    If you didn't try using a garbage bag to fly away as a child.
    it's either your childhood was pretty lame or it's just me.

  5. Corinne ✞* Corinne ✞*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 9:18am UTC
    my gravestone:
    Brb... buy me some chocolate while you wait. thx.

  6. Corinne ✞* Corinne ✞*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 9:21am UTC
    Teacher;
    Corinne you're getting a bit behind on your wor...
    Me;
    I'M GETTING THERE.
    1. MY BRAINS NOT AN ATHLETE.
    2. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID " GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT."
    ._.

  7. midnightartist midnightartist
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 9:22am UTC
    Run free and wild, let your heart soar with the eagles
    Run free and wild, let your love take over
    You won't be alone in the end
    You don't have to be afraid.
    -Asking Alexandria

  8. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 9:35am UTC
    My birthday pool party was AWESOME! And I kissed my boyfriend under the stars now that's so romantic I can't even oml

  9. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 9:45am UTC
    So I was at a concert and this guy walks by in a floor length leather trench coat with a hood on. He passes by me and says in a voice like batmans "scuse me" so natrually I decide to blurt out "lets kill the batman" and he turns back at me and says "why so serious"

  10. jojochum jojochum
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 10:03am UTC
    when life gives u a piece of crap, u gotta suck it up and be like thats delicious

  11. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:05am UTC
    Me: Titanic's on.
    My dad: Hmm, that's the one that always gives me that sinking feeling.
    ^So, this is where I get my pun abilities from. XD

  12. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:10am UTC
    don't judge a quote by it's font
    Please don't remove this!

  13. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:13am UTC
    "You just like things to be orderly."
    "You're such a perfectionist."
    "Neat freak."
    "It shouldn't bother you that much."
    "Get over it."
    NO. STOP.
    OCD IS REAL, AND IT'S SERIOUS.

  14. Gal_in_Wonderland Gal_in_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:18am UTC
    That awkward moment when your teacher uses the wrong "too"

  15. Hetalia101* Hetalia101*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:22am UTC
    When you feel like giving up thats when you stand up to that motherf***** and say, "I'm here for a reason and I'm not going anywhere!"

  16. Compulsive_Confessor Compulsive_Confessor
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:26am UTC
    Overconfident:
    adjective
    A misleading emotion felt by a parent
    assuming she can cut her child's hair
    just as well as a stylist.

  17. DonggaBieber DonggaBieber
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:28am UTC
    Person: Focus on things that make you laugh.
    Me : My life.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. kyyrraah* kyyrraah*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:37am UTC
    You guys should like, go follow me on Instagram.(:
    Ill follow you back!(: @ovoxo_kyrah

  20. Veronica Smith* Veronica Smith*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 11:42am UTC
    I love him,
    It's true...
    I just wish I had the guts to tell him.....

:)

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