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Quotes added on Monday, March 10 2014

  1. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:01am EDT
    Alles hat ein ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.

  2. narcotic narcotic
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:02am EDT
    i'll buy myself a big gosh darn wedding ring
    i'll marry my own dang self

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:04am EDT
    so, I keep seeing people
    call two of the video games
    I happen to really like "s.hit."
    I'd just really like to say, just
    because it's something you
    personally don't like, doesn't
    mean it is s.hit. I happen to
    like those two games, and
    you might not know how to
    play them properly to get a
    good ending or you might
    think they're boring, but they
    are not s.hit. COD isn't the
    type of game I like, and I
    think it's overrated, but I
    wouldn't bash it and call it
    s.hit. if you like something,
    like it, if you don't, then don't.
    not everything is going to
    suit you. you're not going to
    like every genre of music,
    movies, tv shows, games,
    etc., but they aren't s.hit.
    everyone needs to learn to
    hate a little less.

  4. narcotic narcotic
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:04am EDT
    where's the customize button for my face

  5. narcotic narcotic
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:06am EDT
    i get progressively uglier throughout the day

  6. narcotic narcotic
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:13am EDT
    i like pizza
    you like pizza
    i am bad at poems
    please date me

  7. narcotic narcotic
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:16am EDT
    isnt it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like, "I don't know how to hold to a pencil."

  8. narcotic narcotic
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:21am EDT
    Teacher: do you understand now?
    Me: yeah, totally.
    Teacher: *walks away*
    Me: what

  9. datshortone datshortone
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:03am EDT
    He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:20am EDT
    having "feelings" is ruining my
    reputation of being a heartless btch

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:23am EDT
    i hate when i lose things at school
    like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:26am EDT
    "Your soulmate is not someone that
    comes into your life peacefully. It is
    who comes to make you question things,
    who changes your reality, somebody that
    marks a before and after in your life.
    It is not the human being everyone has
    idealized, but an ordinary person, who
    manages to revolutionize your world
    in a second..."

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:29am EDT
    hey do you mind taking your clothes off?
    i'd like to see how angels hide their wings

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:32am EDT
    someone, someday is going to say
    "i have to go to the moon" in a bored, defeated tone

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:35am EDT
    children wake up early because
    they still get excited about life

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:39am EDT
    You may mess up, but you are not a mess up.
    You may make mistakes, but you are not a mistake.
    You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.
    You may fall, but you are not a failure.
    You are not your downfalls.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:45am EDT
    I've made plenty of mistakes since I've been at college.
    I've embarassed myself way too many times.
    I've hooked up with the wrong people.
    I've been scared about pregnancy.
    I've gotten too drunk to the point where I got someone to hate me.
    I know I've done bad things.
    But I've met the best people in the world here.
    I've met the people I want to grow old with.
    I will make thousands of more mistakes.
    But as long as these kids are with me while I do so; they won't be regrets.
    I love every minute of being here.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:52am EDT
    me: *puts on 99 problems on iHome*
    jake: *is dating this girl* "I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT... i can't finish it...."

  19. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:54am EDT
    "When darkness falls
    an angel cries
    blood of innocents
    will fill the streets
    and death will overtake
    the world"
    -Killer

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 2:01am EDT
    the bags under my eyes are designer

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