Quotes added on Sunday, March 2 2014

capsized*
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March 2, 2014 12:01am UTC

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

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capsized*
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March 2, 2014 12:03am UTC

that girl you just called stupid?
that’s a chair. you’re stupid.

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QuixoticTulip
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March 2, 2014 12:09am UTC

"I don't know where you're going
But do you got room for
one more troubled soul?"
~Fall Out Boy

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capsized*
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March 2, 2014 12:17am UTC

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PainOfAPoet*
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March 2, 2014 12:18am UTC

Listening to the sad raps,
The ones that pierce your heart.
Listening to those sad songs,
The ones that help tear you apart.
Thinking about those bad thoughts,
The ones that make you bleed.
Thinking about those old memories,
The ones that you think you need.
Writing about the bad times,
The ones that plague your brain.
Writing about the sad times,
The ones that come down with the rain.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tothexmoonxandback
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March 2, 2014 12:22am UTC

『I'm sinking down again; you've got me, and it's in you where I'll always end.』

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DeeperThanThisSkin
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March 2, 2014 12:26am UTC

And are the doctors dancing in
While the ambulances sing?
Another boy without a sharper knife...
The moment that's where I
Kill the conversation, wrap this up
With a knife that loves to feel
How do you know how deep to go before it's real?

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DunGoofed
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March 2, 2014 12:28am UTC

I had my first peanut butter and jelly sandwich in more than five years. It was delicious.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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-Beth-*
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 12:41am UTC

he said:
These four words
don't come easy;
I don't love you.

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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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March 2, 2014 12:45am UTC

"So, where's the dead body?"
"Jake, show a little respect"
"Where's the dead body, sir?"

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DonggaBieber
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March 2, 2014 12:46am UTC

Watching my mom type is
THE.
MOST.
FRUSTRATING.
THING.
EVER.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ArcticBrittany
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March 2, 2014 12:59am UTC

Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
E d g a r A l l a n P o e

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Amba_Is_Not_Ok
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March 2, 2014 1:01am UTC

i was put on this earth to do two things, p*ss people off & make people smile!!
Which luck one are you??

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Breannnnnanichole
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 1:38am UTC

Go ahead and tell me I'm wrong.
I know I'm not.

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Virginia Doran*
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March 2, 2014 1:42am UTC

I can't tell you how many times I have imagined sleeping by you sometimes I get so wrapped up in it I reach out to hold your hand and then your not there and my heart aches

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_geronimo_*
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March 2, 2014 1:48am UTC

So, someone got me sick. And I've got Satan flowing out of my nostrils and little devils tickling the back of my throat. I need an exorcist or something. Seriously, people, I need the power of christ. I'm scared.

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