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Quotes added on Sunday, February 2 2014

  1. The1975* The1975*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:01am UTC
    We might be hollow but we're brave.

  2. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:04am UTC
    why is it okay to hurt me but when it happens to you it's the end of the world?
    good job buddy. (:

  3. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:10am UTC
    i do bad things because i listen to music with swears

  4. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:13am UTC
    Okay so like, there's this girl on facebook, who posted a status a few days ago.
    It was saying how if she didn't get chocolate or a teddy bear for valentines day she'd hurt somebody.
    Well, today she posted a picture saying
    "You're complaining about not having a valentine on valentines day?
    Some people don't have a mother on mother's day, or a father on father's day.
    So shut the fck up."
    I'm sitting here like... "YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE, MY GOD."

  5. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:15am UTC
    I don't know how to survive school anymore, no one does after Ned's Declassified was canceled, it's been hard.

  6. asexual axolotl* asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:15am UTC
    Feel The Worst?
    Act The Best.
    Fool Them All.

  7. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:22am UTC
    You text me
    I respond 15 seconds later
    and apparently you die of excitement
    because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response.

  8. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:31am UTC
    can we throw a virtual dance party bc i cannot dance and you all might die from laughing.

  9. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:32am UTC
    Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk

  10. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:36am UTC
    me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
    mom: what
    me:
    mom:
    me: Virgin Mobile
    mom: go to your room

  11. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:46am UTC
    I'd choose you. In a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you. ♡

  12. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:48am UTC
    hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?
    i see 10s of 10s of 20s
    laying down upon yourtitties
    yes i do
    no one can twerk datass like you
    i swear its true

  13. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:49am UTC
    GURL WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO GORGEOUS
    AND I HAVE TO BE SO EW
    ish not fair ;-;

  14. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:53am UTC
    What lies behind us,
    and what lies before us
    are tiny matters compared
    to what lies within us.
    -Ralph Waldo Emerson

  15. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 1:04am UTC
    I'm so awesome
    I throw myself concerts,
    and I'm the star.
    c;

  16. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 1:10am UTC
    He
    Left.

  17. emilyxxox* emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 1:44am UTC
    You're going to discover that conversations
    are best at four a.m.
    The heavier the eyelids, the sincerer the words.

  18. zreik23 zreik23
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 1:52am UTC
    I'm going to smile like nothing is wrong, talk like everything is perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend like it's not hurting me

  19. zreik23 zreik23
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 1:54am UTC
    If my love for you was determined by my head, it would be gone. But there's one thing I can't change: you will always be in my heart


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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