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Quotes added on Friday, January 31 2014

  1. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:12am UTC
    I wish I could call him mine.. :/


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  3. Raistlin Majere* Raistlin Majere*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:26am UTC
    Vodka! You're feeling stronger! Vodka! No more feeling bad! Vodka! Your eyes are shining! Vodka! You are the real man! Vodka! Everyone is gorgeous! Vodka! YEAH, VODKA! Drinking is good for you! Soon you'll run a country! Drinking is good for you! Here comes the womanizer! Drinking is good for you! No more feeling lonesome! Drinking is good for you! AND YOU WILL FEEL AWESOME!

  4. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:27am UTC
    Im that sweatshirt girl in my gym class.


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  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:33am UTC
    you're lying if you say you've never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened


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  8. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:51am UTC
    There's some women out there
    who talk and stare, and never seem to
    let d own the ir hair, like to
    pass judgement, but they're just scared, and
    don't know what they're missing so they better beware
    Please don't remove this!

  9. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 1:20am UTC
    SAW THE DARKEST HEARTS OF MEN
    AND I SAW MYSELF STARING BACK AGAIN.

  10. thebeginningoftheend3373 thebeginningoftheend3373
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 1:28am UTC
    So take my name,
    Remember this face,
    Keep the change, and have a nice day.
    And live for the moment not by the past..
    Homie live each day like it's your last ;)


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  12. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 1:39am UTC
    Chain letter.....
    Why not?
    I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
    paragraph in my comment box on my
    profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass
    this on and see who the nicest guy is on
    Witty. See what guy can actually write a
    paragraph that will suprise you.
    nmq (only do it if u wanna )


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  15. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 2:01am UTC
    You didn't love her.
    You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe,
    maybe she was just good for your ego. Or,
    or maybe she made you feel better about
    your miserable life, but you didn't love her.
    Because you don't destroy someone you love.

  16. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 2:03am UTC
    You don't know what went on in the rest of my life.
    At home.
    Even at school.
    You don't know what goes on in anyone's life but your own.
    And when you mess with one part of a person's life,
    you're not messing with just that part.
    Unfortunately, you can't be that precise and selective.
    When you mess with one part of a person's life,
    you're messing with their entire life.

  17. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 2:03am UTC
    Being you will come naturally. Sometimes you gotta stop trying and just wait for that little spark.


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  19. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 2:08am UTC
    Him: Hey babe, I'm sorry but I think we should break up.
    Her: Why?
    Him: Because I hate walking around with a girl who has scars and cuts all over her arms and legs.
    Then people staring at me because I am with her. That's just stressful for me.
    Her: Do you still think I'm beautiful...?
    Him: I never did, I lied because I felt bad for you.
    Her: I'm sorry..


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