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Quotes added on Wednesday, January 15 2014

  1. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:13am UTC
    Having deep conversations with your sisters.

  2. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:16am UTC
    If I could ask the Wizard of Oz for something
    I would probably ask for happiness

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:18am UTC
    Those nights where you
    Think
    Think
    Think
    And
    Think about thinking

  4. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:37am UTC
    So at one point in my life,
    me and my best friend called each other Agent Blu and Agent Poodytat,
    and we made dresses out of literal black trash bags and duct tape.
    We then continued to do what is now called "snapchatting",
    but used multimedia messages, with flip phones - I might add -
    and we basically made up a criminal and his son, RJ and JR - get it?
    We made up a story about their antics as we sent pictures to one another.
    Jr. = Junior. Haha, so clever. We even made our own drink! Lovely.
    Not even going to tell ANYONE what we named it, too embarrassing.
    Just... putting that out there...

  5. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:52am UTC
    You make me lose my mind When your not by my side You make me go insane When I have you by my side Make me speak of love wordsThey sounded cheesy and stupid to your peers But they mean the world to you my DearEvery time I write I have you on my mind Even though I have not founded you, met you, had you YETI write from my heart of thoughts When I will have you by my side With me forever Till the ends of time

  6. infinityCx* infinityCx*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:53am UTC
    In her eyes, it's not jealousy when she has a problem with you talking to other girls. You wanna talk to as much girls as you want?
    Then be single & no one is gonna get mad at you for talking to a lot of girls. But if you're gonna be with her, then you need to respect her.
    Respect her enough to not talk to a lot of girls knowing how that would bother her.
    Respect her enough to not make her look like a fool to people for having a boyfriend that talks to a lot of girls.
    Respect her enough to not put her in a position where she'll feel uncomfortable and be frustrated by the fact that you already have a girl who's there to talk to you but that's still not enough for you.
    No, it's not even trust issues, she just wouldn't talk to a lot of guys because she knows that would upset you and she wouldn't put you through that, but you can't do the same for her.
    So if you wanna talk to a lot of girls, then don't be with her.

  7. Summaiya Summaiya
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 12:55am UTC
    The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service2. Status: offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18 years old.

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:02am UTC
    i have to use the oxford comma because if i don't use it i'll end up writing something like "i bought eggs, milk and sugar" which makes me sound like i'm telling a bowl of milk and sugar all about my shopping adventures instead of listing what i purchased.

  9. infinityCx* infinityCx*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:09am UTC
    No girlfriend should EVER have to worry about,competing with a side chick.
    A real boyfriend would NEVER allow that

  10. infinityCx* infinityCx*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:12am UTC
    Girls be like "My boyfriend always trippin' over everything"
    Let me tell you something, that annoying boyfriend
    that trips over stuff you do and that calls you out on your mistakes.
    That speaks his mind and gets on you over small things.
    HE'S A KEEPER. He's yourbackbone. Don't let him go.
    He' the one that will tell you your doing wrong and keep you on track when nobody else will.

  11. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:21am UTC
    SOtD #13Sharp Dressed Man~by ZZ Top~

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:30am UTC
    so i went on a roadtrip with my friends and:
    - we went to see Frozen in a small town movie theater that had mismatched couches instead of chairs and also the little paper tickets that say "admit one" on them
    - we drank 21 litres of iced tea and 12 litres of iced coffee between us
    - the guy at subway gave me seven free cookies. shoutout to the guy at subway. i ate all the cookies and a 12 inch sub so i think he stopped thinking i was hot at that point but it was glorious
    - we all bought snapbacks and at one point i was wearing 5 snapbacks at once and that had to be the moment when i ran into our principal
    - he looked at me and nodded then literally backed away
    - there was a sign in the middle of nowhere that said "santa is dead and the reindeer have taken over."
    - ???????????????????????? what
    - i might have purchased all the guys underwear that said "YOLO" on the waistband and confiscated all their other underwear so they had to wear them
    - when i say might have i mean that that's exactly what happened and i've never been prouder of myself
    - we witnessed an old man vault over a fence into private property to pick a bunch of flowers for his wife :))))
    - ONE OF US GOT STUCK IN A WINDOW
    - NO IT WASNT ME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
    - one of my friends got very tired and fell asleep wearing only his YOLO underwear, one sock and a floral bonnet
    - i was dared to go a week without coffee and i made it four days before i gave in and drank three consecutive cups within half an hour
    - we wrote Hannibal fanfiction in the car i love my friends so much
    i don't know i just wanted to share that stuff because it was great and i want to remember it forever :)

  13. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:40am UTC
    & Happy 18th Birthday
    to me! I honestly did not think I would make it this far. But I am here, so are you, & darling, I'm so proud of you

  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:40am UTC
    scale1
    skāl/
    noun
    1.
    each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates protecting the skin of fish and reptiles, typically overlapping one another.
    1.
    each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates
    thin hôrny or bony plates
    hôrny or bony
    My mind, everyone.

  15. xxIpaintWithWordsxx xxIpaintWithWordsxx
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:52am UTC
    Your hearts against my chest, lips pressed to my neck, I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet. And this feeling I'll forget, kiss me ♥


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 2:02am UTC
    you never realize how loud your everyday actions are until you try to do them at 2:30 am

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 2:05am UTC
    i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

  19. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 2:06am UTC
    I think
    I'm a little bit
    little bit
    a little bit
    in love with you

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 2:07am UTC
    Kid: why do we have to learn this?
    Math teacher: because f×ck you

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