Quotes added on Thursday, January 2 2014

_love_stinks_
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January 2, 2014 12:00am UTC

The closest friends are the ones
you'd take a bullet for, but they're
the ones you constantly feel you
could put a bullet through as well.
-Alex Gaskarth.

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BlackButterflies
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January 2, 2014 12:04am UTC

oh my swEET LORD i was at the grocery store today (incidentially i was buying four large bars of chocolate but that's irrelevant shut up) and the girl next to me was trying to buy stuff at the self checkout thingy but it kept rejecting the notes she put in and she tried SO MANY TIMES and in the end she had to pay in entirely dollar coins and when the machine said "thank you for shopping with us!" in its cheerful little voice she just muttered "you're welcome, you abysmal piece of s.h.it" and left the shop

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mangostarsss
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January 2, 2014 12:05am UTC

I do a lot of thinking before I go to sleep...
I play scenes in my head.
Practice things I want to say.
I have endless "What Ifs".
I make plans that I never follow through with.
I think about people.
Ask myself questions I can't answer.
Am I the only one?

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KayleighJean
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January 2, 2014 12:10am UTC

I just want to make everyone happy.

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zimchim*
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January 2, 2014 12:11am UTC

He began tucking him into bed, and his son said,
"Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." He looks underneath for his son's amusement and
finds him, another him, under the bed, staring back quivering and whispering,
"Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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paigexoxo
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January 2, 2014 12:25am UTC

Time flys by when your having fun.But the nights are long when you can't sleepWhen you cry and weep times stays still its like the clock just stops.

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DunGoofed
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January 2, 2014 12:28am UTC

So a few weeks ago I made a joke and one of my non-close friends said that if she were a dude she would date me. My self-esteem went through the roof.

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pixiewings23
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January 2, 2014 12:35am UTC

"I take these pills to make me thin
I dye my hair, and cut my skin
I try everything, to make them see me
But all they see, is someone that's not me"
-Skylar Grey - Invisible
☆★

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DunGoofed
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January 2, 2014 12:37am UTC

Whenever I finish a really good book or video game, I feel like one of my best friends died and I lost apart of myself.

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KayleighJean
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January 2, 2014 12:42am UTC

How do i fall asleep with my phone in my hand and wake up with it in my pants?This is a problem

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kat*
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January 2, 2014 12:44am UTC

let's all just take a moment to admit that we have a mini internal freak-out session when we log on to witty and find a double digit number of notifications waiting for us.

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AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
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January 2, 2014 12:55am UTC

A cut cannot heal unless you leave it alone, I'll open mine Leaving bones exposed

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neverlandchild*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 12:55am UTC

Despite dragging myself
to the ragged edge
at the thought
of requited interest,
I was happy.
I was hopeful.
It was a feeling
I'll never forget.
[And it still lingers.]
(a.l)

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Breathe*
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January 2, 2014 1:03am UTC

I think I'm afraid
to be happy
because whenever I do get
too happy,
something bad always happens

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24601*
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January 2, 2014 1:04am UTC

My resolution is to never say the word twerk aloud in 2014.
2013 was the year of the twerk.
Lets hope 2014 is the year of cookies.

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Breannnnnanichole
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 1:06am UTC

[{Honestly}]
My heart breaks for every single one of you.

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paigexoxo
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January 2, 2014 1:34am UTC

I have a big heart, sometimes I forget to use it.I have a big heart, but most people just abuse itI have a big heart, and it gets broken everytimeI have a big heart that was torn to shredsMINE

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