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Quotes added on Wednesday, December 18 2013

  1. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:11am UTC
    Something a guy should never do, is compare
    his current girlfriend to his old girlfriend. Obviously if he does that,
    it means he's still not over his ex.
    - Girl Code.

  2. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:12am UTC
    ✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯
    I hold on
    To the things I believe in
    ✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮✯✮
    And I believe in us

  3. helloitslexi helloitslexi
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:16am UTC
    Dear Mom and Dad, Please stop saying "Don't play with your food." You spent the first two years of my life convincing me that it was a plane.

  4. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:17am UTC
    You call the shots babe.
    I just wanna be yours.

  5. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:27am UTC
    "I miss you, miss you so bad
    I don't forget you, oh it's so sad"

  6. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:28am UTC
    Stay strong. Stay alive. Don't let the darkness get ahold of such a beautiful light. Ok?

  7. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:29am UTC
    If I had the option of
    Being able to eat whatever
    I wanted too and never get fat and always have a six pack
    or
    Commit a painless suicide
    I would pick the suicide....

  8. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:32am UTC
    I don't want to let you help me pick up my pieces because I don't want you to get hurt along the way....

  9. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:34am UTC
    I just love Doctor Who comic books.
    Matt Smith's face is just....omg.

  10. HelloImMatthew HelloImMatthew
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:40am UTC
    I don't know about you Wittians but I'm pumped for 22 Jump Street :D

  11. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:42am UTC
    So last night,
    I tried to sleep with a blanket over my head, and this is what happened.
    Me: Ugh it's not dark enough in here, and I can't fall asleep.
    Me: hmm.. *puts blanket over head*
    Me: *after about 5 seconds, feels like someones sufficating me, and I can't breathe*
    Me: AHH *launches myself up causing myself to slam my head into the bars on the top bunk*
    Me: I'm not going to get any sleep tonight.

  12. Dαυgнтєя Of Sαтαи * Dαυgнтєя Of Sαтαи *
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:51am UTC
    Isnt it sad to say things got worse?
    unfortunately, it did for me.

  13. jemmimabrae jemmimabrae
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 1:08am UTC
    Tell me the story
    of how the sun loved the moon
    and how he died every night
    so she could LIVE


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 1:40am UTC
    Don't just Hurry,don't just Haste.Don't just Worry,don't just Waste.Life is a Treasure,Enjoy the Pleasure.-RVM

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 1:50am UTC
    I go on Christmas break in three and a half days.
    Since I have gotten here, I found my home.
    It's to the point where I don't even want to go home.
    I met the best people I've ever known.
    I didn't think it was possible to miss a place so much.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 1:55am UTC
    when people ask you what's you've
    been doing with your life just reply "marathons" because they don't know if you're talking about running a lot or netflix

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 1:57am UTC
    my grades aren't that bad for someone
    someone who has the urge to drop out of school every 25 minutes

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 2:00am UTC
    and if you don't
    like me, as i do you;
    i understand.
    because who would
    really choose
    a daisy, in a field
    of roses?
    (julie martinez)

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 2:03am UTC
    it doesn't matter if the glass is
    half empty or half full all that matters is if the glass contains vodka.

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