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Quotes added on Friday, November 29 2013

  1. My_Heart_Skipz My_Heart_Skipz
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:00am UTC
    I Love Talking To You

  2. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:01am UTC
    I re-read my quotes from last year, and oh God I've changed. Last year at this time I was a young girl in love with a boy, convinced that we were out of fate's grasp and we would continue to fall for each other for the rest of eternity. Well I was wrong, of course. It wasn't his or my fault, just the world kept spinning a little too fast and we continued to grow up and sadly, apart. Maybe, in an alternate universe, our 16 and 15 year old self's are forever in love and still laughing and kissing the night away. I like to think that, that somewhere somehow we're happy together because I believe the younger in love version of us deserves that. They deserve the happy ending they oh so wish for, the ending we now know they will never have.

  3. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:09am UTC
    My nephews first word was cake. I love him 10 times more than I already do.

  4. SunnyLeeValo SunnyLeeValo
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:11am UTC
    And I ride the winds of a brand new day
    high where moutain's stay
    I found my hope and pride again
    rebirth of a man
    Angra - Rebirth

  5. TheStolen TheStolen
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:11am UTC
    Is it bad if my main threats include
    "I'm going to slap you with a hot dog full of razor blades"
    "I will eat your first born if you don't shut up"
    and
    "I'm going to punch you with a knife"
    ?

  6. My_Heart_Skipz My_Heart_Skipz
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:12am UTC
    You Dont Know About ME
    But I Bet You Do :D

  7. badjoke54 badjoke54
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Hardest thing ever
    not laughing during
    serios moments

  8. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:12am UTC
    I said I cant eat anything else after dinner. All of a sudden there was apple pie, pecan pie, ice cream, cookies, whipped cream, and chocolate in my mouth.

  9. badjoke54 badjoke54
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:14am UTC
    i have a date tonight
    with my bed
    we're totally gonna sleep together

  10. My_Heart_Skipz My_Heart_Skipz
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:15am UTC
    Be Thankful For What You Got

  11. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:16am UTC
    "And these children that you spit on
    As they try to change their worlds
    Are immune to your consultations;
    They're quite aware
    of what they're going throught"
    - From David Bowie

  12. badjoke54 badjoke54
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:17am UTC
    right before i die
    i am gonna say
    "I left a million dollars in the...."

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:17am UTC
    This format is copyright of PaperLung.







    I catch your eye then you turn away
    But there's no hiding the smile on your face
    Inside and out, baby, head to toe
    This format is copyright of PaperLung.

  14. Arsonal* Arsonal*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:17am UTC
    Girls fall in love with what they hear
    Boys fall in love with what they see
    That's why girls where make up,
    and boys lie

  15. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Just noticed the Witty header is turkeys. I love the interweb.

  16. *toxic waste* *toxic waste*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:19am UTC
    you truly are maddening;
    something so dangerous
    and yet so addictive

  17. badjoke54 badjoke54
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:19am UTC
    Hi spider.
    Nice spider.
    let me pet you,with my SHOE!!!
    Haha spider
    died spider.

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:20am UTC
    I was thinking to myself like "man the brain is pretty amazing"
    and then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky a.sshole.

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:23am UTC
    One time I forgot what a feather was called so I called it a “bird leaf”

  20. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:32am UTC
    why would you build something
    just to tear it down?

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