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Quotes added on Wednesday, November 27 2013

  1. PrettyHandsomeAwkward PrettyHandsomeAwkward
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:01am UTC
    "If you win say nothing. If you lose say less."


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  4. acacia brinley* acacia brinley*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:06am UTC
    She's Gorgeous.
    She's the one all the guys go crazy for. She looks even prettier in pictures. And, every time my crush likes one of
    her pictures on Instagram, it's like a stab in the chest. Because I always try so hard to look pretty for him
    and receive no attention, while she always gets all of it.

  5. Bey Bey
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:07am UTC
    One word
    Frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
    That word is love.
    -Sophocles

  6. angelsparks angelsparks
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:15am UTC
    the other day
    my friend, who he doesn't really like but they're kind of friends? It's like they don't really like each other but they don't hate each other they tolerate each other and she kind of helped set him up with me??
    anyway she was talking to me on our way to our next class and he came out of a classroom so she goes "HEYYY COREY(/marshall whatever i've been calling him)!!"
    and he flipped her off and she was like "well then"
    and when he was out of earshot I was like "i wouldn't mind getting that finger *cough * whaaat"
    and our other friend looks at me and is like "you're so innocent i don't think you meant to word that that wayy!"
    and I was like "no... i meant it that way"
    sorrynotsorry
    is that creepy though because we're not dating anymore? oh well they're my friends they can deal with it

  7. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:16am UTC
    someone has to date me eventually,
    right?


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  9. ReonnaLeigh ReonnaLeigh
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:18am UTC
    HOW TO GET A CUTE GUYS NUMBER:
    (IN FIVE EASY STEPS!!)
    Step One: buy bug homemade cookie.
    Step Two: pit a cute note + your number BUT not your name on cookie.
    Step Three: have a cute kid give him cookie.
    Step Four: he eats cookie and texts you to find out your name.
    Step Five: you get married!


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  11. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:22am UTC
    My cousin's favorite song used to be Baby Got Back
    And she thought the guy singing it
    Was talking about hamburgers;
    Not girl's bubble butts.

  12. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:24am UTC
    Sometimes it's easier to fake a smile, or bit of laughter, rather than breaking down.

  13. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:27am UTC
    ......sigh......


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  15. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:30am UTC
    I touch myself whenever I think about you.
    More specifically,
    I rub my temples because
    I get a headache because you're so awful.


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  17. ReonnaLeigh ReonnaLeigh
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:34am UTC
    Sometimes you just gotta get high on life :)

  18. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:36am UTC
    WANNA HEAR HOW I CAME OUT TO MY BEST FRIEND.
    SO HE HAD HIS FRIEND OVER AND HE WAS LIKE MMM SO CUTE AND I WAS LIKE DAAANG, I AM SAM AND HE LITERALLY JUST STARRED AT ME AND MY BESTFRIEND WAS LIKE "DO YOU LIKE HIM?" AND I WAS LIKE OMFG YES.


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  20. calimarie calimarie
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:38am UTC
    As the music soared high
    And the bass dropped low
    I felt something in my heart
    Something unseen and slow
    It pounded me again like a wave on the beach
    It was something that was too long out of reach
    I felt a faint patter, the echo of rain
    It was a dull ache, remininescent of pain
    It kissed my ribs with soft beats
    That hunger for love you cannot see
    The kind that hits you in the right spot
    And suddenly you have light in the dark
    I felt a heart beat for what seemed like eternity
    I just wished that it happened when you were with me.

:)

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