Quotes added on Wednesday, November 13 2013

lostindaydream
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November 13, 2013 12:02am UTC

The very first assignment I turned in this school year was dated August 31, 2010.
The teacher didn't even notice my mistake.

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capsized*
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November 13, 2013 12:03am UTC

i'll take your bad days with your good
WALK THROUGH THE STORM, I WOULD
i do it all because i love you
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!*
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November 13, 2013 12:04am UTC

This is me.
With every one of my imperfections.
This is me
With my broken heart wore on my wrist.
This is me
With my tear swollen eyes.
This is me
With every mistake I have and ever will make.
And this is you
Judging me for who I am.
And this is you
Bringing me down.
And this is you
Carelessly hurting me.
And this is you
Slowly killing every square inch of me.

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:08am UTC

I'm 16 today!!!!!!!!! yay!!!

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srtecstasy
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November 13, 2013 12:09am UTC

If i had a girlfriend
i would've named her
Pumpkin

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:16am UTC

let's pollinate to create a family tree
this evolution with you comes naturally
_.·´¯`·» some call it science we call it ( chemistry )
this is the story of the birds and the bees /////♥

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* Sabaism *
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November 13, 2013 12:20am UTC

I think I'm going to curl up in a hole and like pass out
Wake me up when September ends, okay?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:21am UTC

are you math?
because i don't understand you.

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KenzieeLovesBands
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:24am UTC

Hayley Williams is h0t.
Your arguement is invalid.

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Mypoeticlife
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:37am UTC

Girl: If you don't belong with us, and you don't belong with them, where do you belong?
Me: I don't.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:40am UTC

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
period panties
chillen panties
and im about to get me some dÎck panties

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WhtMakesUBeautiful*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:42am UTC

when your girlfriend has
TaylorSwift
l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
you know >>you’re either doing
[ something very right,] or
something very wrong.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:44am UTC

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shït

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:46am UTC

farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fúcking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are

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WhtMakesUBeautiful*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:47am UTC

I hate when
you try not to laugh when you have to use the bathroom.
But end up doing it anyways.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:48am UTC

I’m angry because it gets dark at 4pm

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dom_unique
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November 13, 2013 12:50am UTC

My life is an episode of
AWKWARD.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:50am UTC

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

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WhtMakesUBeautiful*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:51am UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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