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Quotes added on Tuesday, November 12 2013

  1. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
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    November 12, 2013 1:47am UTC
    Ballin my eyes out tonight ): Im sorry...

  2. meitachibana9110 meitachibana9110
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:18am UTC
    me: knock knock
    allen: whose there?
    me: pen is
    allen: whose pen is?
    me: BAHAHHAHAHA
    allen: *after 10 minutes finally gets it* Lol you sicko ;D

  3. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:28am UTC
    The challenge in Life is not to have the absence of Fear,but to have the courage to overcome it.-RVM

  4. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:48am UTC
    Today I was in the village (Manhattan) and when I walked past a group of drunk-a** white guys, one of them said to me
    YO!!! MY BRO LOVES YOU!!
    So I snorted and then walked away and tripped as I got back into the car. .-.

  5. DunGoofed DunGoofed
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    November 12, 2013 2:57am UTC
    Im now in the Land of Ooo listening to the Assasians Creed Soundtrack. Im on Leave Her Johnny. I love this type of music :/

  6. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 3:22am UTC
    When i was younger: *Picks up 5 cents*
    IM RICH


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  8. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 3:32am UTC
    I let some blind guy borrow my money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....wait O-O

  9. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
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    November 12, 2013 3:41am UTC
    Hey, I wouldnt say that I hate you. But if you got run over by a bus, I would be driving that bus.


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  12. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 3:55am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 54
    Okay, so there is three of them now.
    "Stop thinking." He explained
    A wave came quickly, ready to swallow Kai.
    "Kai!" I screamed
    Before he had a chance to react, the ocean wave rised up and brought Kai down to his knees. I giggled and jogged towards him. The water backed away but the sand was till moist and cold. The wind pushed me back but I pushed forwards.
    "You okay?" I laughed
    He blushed and giggled.
    "This always happens." He complained
    "You always get hit by ocean waves?" I guessed
    He wrapped his arms around his knees. His cheeks turned into a faded shade of red. He bit his lips and laughed.
    "No," He looked up at the ocean
    "I always make a fool of my self." He admited while slowly tilting his head towards me
    "when pretty girls are around." He confessed.
    His eyes were twinkling jet black. I looked carefully but I couldn't seem to spot his pupils. His eyebrows were black too, but they were a lot softer and not as bold as his eyes. His nose was sharp but small. His mouth was small too. His pink lips contrasted with his deep tan skin. By judging from his overall image, I came to the conclusion that he was latin.
    "Kai what are you, like what nationality?" I asked
    "I'm so mixed it's not even funny." He giggled
    "Well do you know?" I asked
    "Both of my parents are from Hawaii. But, my mom is half native Hawaiian and 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Swedish. My dad's 1/4 black, 1/4 English, 1/6 Japanese...." He listed
    "Dang boy, you weren't kidding." I laughed
    He shook his head and smiled.
    "What are you?" He asked
    "I'm white." I giggled
    "White people come from places too." He smiled
    "Well, I know from my dad's side there is Russian and German." I answered
    "I my mom says she's Jewish, but isn't sure because she was adopted." I answered
    "I think you're Greek." He smiled
    "Why Greek?" I questioned
    "Because legend says the Greeks were decended from Gods and Godesses and you look like you could be one of them." He siad
    I took a deep breath and bit my lip.

  13. Model_B Model_B
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:32am UTC
    The poor people are often the most generous

  14. Model_B Model_B
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:34am UTC
    Being humble is the sexiest trait

  15.  Hatshepsut * Hatshepsut *
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:37am UTC
    Be beautiful at any price
    I like a woman to be a beautiful lady
    As beauty for females is force
    and for males is a booty
    we push women to be strong
    not out of love or ennobling
    but to enjoy the booty !

  16. Model_B Model_B
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:40am UTC
    "Be strong"
    I whisper to my wifi signal

  17. Model_B Model_B
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:43am UTC
    Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel

  18. Model_B Model_B
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:50am UTC
    Fake friends are no different than shadows; they stick around during your brightest moments, but disappear during your darkest hours.....

  19. Model_B Model_B
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:53am UTC
    sometimes, the songs I listen to reprents the words that I'm really afraid to say

  20. Casiguns Casiguns
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    November 12, 2013 4:53am UTC
    Einstein developed a theory about spaceAnd it was about time too.

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