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Quotes added on Friday, November 8 2013

  1. wintergirl88 wintergirl88
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 12:07am UTC
    I relize im the only one that can actully save myself and that no matter what treatment, or meds or people say im still stuck with my same mind everyday and I am the only one capable of setting myself free

  2. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Me: How do you move on from a guy?
    Guy: Wait till you guys are alone
    Guy: Take his hands
    Guy: Look deep into his eyes and say
    Guy: Fxck you

  3. wintergirl88 wintergirl88
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 12:16am UTC
    Im only 16 and I have more regrets in my life then a 50 year old

  4. Nativ♥* Nativ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 12:28am UTC
    My new account Abstractlife I will write stories and help people find backgrounds and profile pictures.

  5. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 12:31am UTC
    Confession #60
    I legitly hug anyone who has the same music taste as me.

  6. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 12:35am UTC
    Someday someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen; they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been waiting for their entire lives. Wait for it.

  7. asexual axolotl* asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 1:03am UTC
    If I'm supposed to be in
    a super smart class at school,
    then how come when
    the Science teacher asks,
    "What are the senses?",
    My friend says "Fingernails!"?

  8. asexual axolotl* asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 1:20am UTC
    Story tyme #1:
    Today I was walking to my friends house to stay the night
    (and she lives out in the country and I decided to walk the full 3km),
    and I saw cows. And for me, being someone who barely ever sees cows, I stopped to feed them.
    Fun fun fun fun.
    So much fun.
    Like, a hell-a-load O3O holy shiznick I genually enjoyed myself.
    Who would have thought.
    An over enthusiastic goth.
    Feeding cows.
    And laughing with a grin up to her ears.
    Holding a bouque of grass for her friend as
    a 'sorry I got distracted' gift.
    We named him Gravy.

  9. AwkwardnessIsAwesome* AwkwardnessIsAwesome*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 1:27am UTC
    Conversation with bestfriend:
    Me: (Night before) *Kisses your cheek* Night Ky. Sweet dreams. Thanks for tonight, it was lots of fun. I love you. :)
    Ky: (This morning after reading the message I sent last night) So to be honest, I had the stupidest grin on my face this morning when I read the text. XD
    Me: ....Really? :)
    Ky: Da XD
    Me: Lol why?
    Ky: Eh. It was nice >_<
    That gave me the stupidest grin on Earth reading that.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:00am UTC
    I'm so poor I rub perfume from magazines at the check-out line on my shirt...
    and when they say,
    "Oh you smell good, what is that?"
    I say,
    "Page 5."

  12. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:04am UTC
    The sun was shining on the sea,
    Shining with all his might:
    He did his very best to make
    The billows smooth and bright--
    And this was odd, because it was
    The middle of the night.
    The moon was shining sulkily,
    Because she thought the sun
    Had got no business to be there
    After the day was done--
    "It's very rude of him," she said,
    "To come and spoil the fun!"
    The sea was wet as wet could be,
    The sands were dry as dry.
    You could not see a cloud, because
    No cloud was in the sky:
    No birds were flying overhead--
    There were no birds to fly.
    The Walrus and the Carpenter
    Were walking close at hand;
    They wept like anything to see
    Such quantities of sand:
    "If this were only cleared away,"
    They said, "it would be grand!"
    "If seven maids with seven mops
    Swept it for half a year.
    Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
    "That they could get it clear?"
    "I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
    And shed a bitter tear.
    "O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
    The Walrus did beseech.
    "A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
    Along the briny beach:
    We cannot do with more than four,
    To give a hand to each."
    The eldest Oyster looked at him,
    But never a word he said:
    The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
    And shook his heavy head--
    Meaning to say he did not choose
    To leave the oyster-bed.
    But four young Oysters hurried up,
    All eager for the treat:
    Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
    Their shoes were clean and neat--
    And this was odd, because, you know,
    They hadn't any feet.
    Four other Oysters followed them,
    And yet another four;
    And thick and fast they came at last,
    And more, and more, and more--
    All hopping through the frothy waves,
    And scrambling to the shore.
    The Walrus and the Carpenter
    Walked on a mile or so,
    And then they rested on a rock
    Conveniently low:
    And all the little Oysters stood
    And waited in a row.
    "The time has come," the Walrus said,
    "To talk of many things:
    Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
    Of cabbages--and kings--
    And why the sea is boiling hot--
    And whether pigs have wings."
    "But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
    "Before we have our chat;
    For some of us are out of breath,
    And all of us are fat!"
    "No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
    They thanked him much for that.
    "A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
    "Is what we chiefly need:
    Pepper and vinegar besides
    Are very good indeed--
    Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
    We can begin to feed."
    "But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
    Turning a little blue.
    "After such kindness, that would be
    A dismal thing to do!"
    "The night is fine," the Walrus said.
    "Do you admire the view?
    "It was so kind of you to come!
    And you are very nice!"
    The Carpenter said nothing but
    "Cut us another slice:
    I wish you were not quite so deaf--
    I've had to ask you twice!"
    "It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
    "To play them such a trick,
    After we've brought them out so far,
    And made them trot so quick!"
    The Carpenter said nothing but
    "The butter's spread too thick!"
    "I weep for you," the Walrus said:
    "I deeply sympathize."
    With sobs and tears he sorted out
    Those of the largest size,
    Holding his pocket-handkerchief
    Before his streaming eyes.
    "O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
    "You've had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?'
    But answer came there none--
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    They'd eaten every one.

  13. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:07am UTC
    I like sleeping.
    Because it's like being dead,
    without the commitment.

  14. AprilMarie94 AprilMarie94
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:07am UTC
    You're a song, and I'm trying to sing a note I'll never hit.

  15. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:15am UTC
    Life is often playing jokes on us. What you're expect will far away from you and the one you held tightly will finally hurt you most.
    There are those moments of life
    that I'll aways remember.
    Not because they
    were important but because you were there with me

  16. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:17am UTC
    Love her, Protect her or just hold her,
    but don't make
    her fall for you if you don't plan to catch her.

  17. Antigoddess* Antigoddess*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:26am UTC
    At our school all the seniors have gone on exam leave
    And because I'm the weird girl who hates nearly everyone in her own year it means that my best friends have left
    And it sucks

  18. EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:29am UTC
    I'm sorry but school starts too early
    And finishes too late

  19. Alifefullofmistakes...* Alifefullofmistakes...*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:40am UTC
    People always catch people kissing.. then they call em love doves (i don't think so) what ever happened to love birds?

  20. Alifefullofmistakes...* Alifefullofmistakes...*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:45am UTC
    When I was younger a guy told me a joke.. here it is; this guy in world war 2 got the other guy to the wall and the guy at the wall distracted him saying EARTHQUAKE! the second guy did the same saying TORNADO! then the third guy.. FIRE! So he fired c: oh come on.. he needs to get a sense of humor

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