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Quotes added on Friday, November 1 2013

  1. again again
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    November 1, 2013 12:03am UTC
    To my friends makeing out with a guy for an hour is big and to me and to me having a guy get my name right after knowing me only 2 weeks is big

  2. again again
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    November 1, 2013 12:05am UTC
    I was leaving class and my teacher said wait watch this kid run and here's what I saw: a white kid with a bowl cut sagging his shorts so low they're now pants, wearing a shirt so long it's now a mini dress sprinting and holding his crotch so his pants wouldn't fall...best teacher ever

  3. Bunnies458 Bunnies458
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    November 1, 2013 12:07am UTC
    I think teachers should be tested for insanity before being approved to educate.

  4. Bunnies458 Bunnies458
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    November 1, 2013 12:09am UTC
    Am I the only one that just talks super loud when I see my crush? I'm physically incapable of speaking to him, so I talk loudly to other people so he knows I'm not mute.

  5. again again
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    November 1, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Halloween at my school(part one): The popular girls dressing as the popular boys, a boy with a full on afro fits his hair into a wig, Jesus came by for lunch

  6. again again
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    November 1, 2013 12:26am UTC
    Halloween at my school(part two): I said hi to Obamacare, I watched Eddie Van Halen video in band class, I got a stalker

  7. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
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    November 1, 2013 12:28am UTC
    Sometimes i look up at the stars and ask myself if anything im looking at is real.... That maybe its all fake and im living under a ceiling that isnt mine... A world that i was accidentally misplaced in.... I feel so small and weak and vulnerable..... But that maybe just maybe that there is someone else out there looking at the stars and feeling exactly the same way.... And that im not actually ever truly alone

  8. again again
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    November 1, 2013 12:32am UTC
    Halloween at my school(part three): Gym teachers dressed and scared girls as they were changing, Boys let girls put makeup on them while talking about fairies for a grade

  9. Korilakkuma Korilakkuma
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    November 1, 2013 12:34am UTC
    Every scar one day will heal
    Every tear one day will dry

  10. again again
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    November 1, 2013 12:40am UTC
    So my friend wasn't around for Halloween this year so I brought it to her and I called her and someone answered hello and I said in a creepy voice "I'm at your window" and it was her mom...


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  14. coco7* coco7*
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    November 1, 2013 12:49am UTC
    PARENT LOGIC: Never take candy from a stranger, except for one night out of the year when it's okay to knock on their door and ask for it.

  15. OnePieceAceLover02 OnePieceAceLover02
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    November 1, 2013 12:55am UTC
    Love Halloween! Get to dress up as something awesome!

  16. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
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    November 1, 2013 1:07am UTC
    Sleeping now. Hope you all had a wonderful Halloween.


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  18. OnePieceAceLover02 OnePieceAceLover02
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    November 1, 2013 1:10am UTC
    Music? Yeah it is my life.


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