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Quotes added on Wednesday, October 23 2013


  1. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  2. motz_ztom* motz_ztom*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:17am EDT
    Just found out that a guy I'd been crushing over for years had liked me back.
    He just never acted on it because he was afraid of my mum.
    Ffs. What an idiot.

  3. motz_ztom* motz_ztom*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:20am EDT
    I really do care about what you think.
    It might be pathetic.
    And I might be weak.
    But atleast I can look at someone and know that I want to be someone they'd be proud of.
    So shut up, mu'fugger.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:22am EDT
    I'm going home this weekend.
    I'm gonna see my bestfriend for
    the first time in two months.
    I have never been more excited
    in my entire life.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:29am EDT
    do kids still do lemonade stands or
    do they just go straight to dealing these days?

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:32am EDT
    i feel like tall people at concerts
    have everything they could ever want in the world

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:34am EDT
    "Don't fall out of love with yourself
    when you fall in love with someone else."

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:38am EDT
    I've learned a lot about myself since I've been in college.
    I've grown to love myself.

  9. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:40am EDT
    Like a feather in the air,Like a leaf in the sea,I surrender to thee,I surrender to thee.-RVM

  10. motz_ztom* motz_ztom*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:44am EDT
    It really peeves me off when people repeat stuff.
    I just want to knock them out, bury them alive and leave them for a few hours, before digging them back out, throwing them into a sea of hungry sharks and then walking off.
    #SoCute

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:46am EDT
    i don't go on skype anymore.
    chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:55am EDT
    the real double standard in society is
    that when the hulk gets mad and destroys things it's "incredible" but when i do it i'm just an as.hole.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 5:04am EDT
    i will never understand why people use
    potato as a metaphor for ugliness like do you understand how attractive a potato can be

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 5:13am EDT
    i feel like michael cera never intended
    to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn't an actor so just filmed stuff and now he's let it go too far and can't back out

  15. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 5:13am EDT
    i had a bulletproof vest, but damn you shot right through

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 5:28am EDT
    Do what the fck makes you happyy,
    cause at the end, whos there?
    you.

  17. Jade💕* Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 6:38am EDT
    Omg!
    Divergent Film!
    March 21st 2014!

  18. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 6:43am EDT
    homework: A
    classwork: A
    homework: A
    classwork: A
    homework: A
    test: F
    final grade : F

  19. LexiDarkGoddess LexiDarkGoddess
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 7:28am EDT

    No smile is more beautiful than the one that struggles through the tears

  20. Sylvia♥* Sylvia♥*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 7:30am EDT
    Do you here something? thats my heart . ist breaking slowly... Im just heartbroken.....

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