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Quotes added on Thursday, October 17 2013


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. Psychic_Potter Psychic_Potter
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 8:58am UTC
    You can't start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one

  3. Psychic_Potter Psychic_Potter
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:01am UTC
    Actually water has a taste that is impossible to describe

  4. samoa4life samoa4life
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:05am UTC
    And then all those love songs make sense.

  5. Psychic_Potter Psychic_Potter
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:05am UTC
    Me:*passes McDonalds*
    Me:Don't you ever say I just walked away
    I will always want you.

  6. skylinesandturnstiles skylinesandturnstiles
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:09am UTC
    So last Christmas my brother was supposed to buy me a Sum 41 CD.
    He never got it for me. I know how much he hates Fall Out Boy so I'm making
    him get me a Fall Out Boy CD to make up for the Sum 41 CD he never got me.
    He said, "you are twisted."

  7. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:14am UTC
    I'm not always a swaqqet
    But when I am I'm sure to wear Dora underwear.
    When I walk by guys be like 'Damn he be wearing drag'
    But I don't care 'coz I'm a swaq faq
    I'ma I'ma swaq faq.
    Yo.

  8. ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:30am UTC
    I love how everyone who took the PSAT yesterday promised to not talk about any part of the test and now the cow has its own Twitter.

  9. UnOriginalMe UnOriginalMe
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:33am UTC
    What I've learnt:
    Love songs are just there to make you feel better about not having a boyfriend.

  10. wittygirl1 wittygirl1
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:53am UTC
    I hate it when you try to put on a jacket and you get one arm through but then you realize the other arm is inside out so you try to fix it without taking off the jacket

  11. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:00am UTC
    K so listening to imagine dragons during chem ya'll can kiss my youknowwhat.

  12. justwhipit justwhipit
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:02am UTC
    I find it funny how some people
    are so quick to fault others
    before they look at
    THEMSELVES.

  13. ChickenFillets ChickenFillets
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:06am UTC
    Am I the only one who wishes to slice every single person when you're in an overcrowded area������

  14. ChickenFillets ChickenFillets
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:17am UTC
    Ever wondered if pretty people's fart smells nice

  15. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:20am UTC
    You could try,
    but her mind can do it better.

  16. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:27am UTC

    Your friends are your release. They're who you have the most fun with, and yet when the going gets tough, those people turn around and suddenly they're not just making you laugh, they're being this rock and giving you all their advice. Even though you're so much your own person, if you dissect yourself, I guarantee you, your friends are in there. Their influence is incredible. Good friends are what you need most.

  17. NewTomorrow NewTomorrow
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:29am UTC
    Guys, I'm bored. Give me something to listen to, like your favourite song or something from your favourite band. Please :)

  18. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:34am UTC
    Nothing good can come by rejecting >>
    yourself

  19. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:39am UTC
    Every exit is an entrance somewhere else.

  20. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:39am UTC
    Feelings of romantic love are, in the end,
    just some chemical reactions.
    // Under the right conditions, they occur no matter who the other person is.

:)

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