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Quotes added on Saturday, October 5 2013


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  3. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 1:45am UTC
    All angels must fall
    for all grace is temporary, and all things the devil must try to take.

  4. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 1:46am UTC
    So if you
    listen to this as you fall asleep you
    will be able to lucid dream and i just
    think it's the coolest thing ever so here's
    the link;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XxHi1Ons3o
    "A lucid dream is any dream in which one
    is aware that one is dreaming."


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  6. Rachel97 Rachel97
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 1:52am UTC
    Maybe I shouldn't have stayed up to talk to you, maybe I should have gone to bed and dreamed about you instead...
    I want to give us a chance, but apparently you dont.
    Did I make a mistake by believing that you wanted something real with me?


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  8. GirlyDontmindme GirlyDontmindme
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:01am UTC
    If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.


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  10. GirlyDontmindme GirlyDontmindme
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:13am UTC
    Slide to the left
    (>•.•)>
    Slide to the right
    <(•.•<)
    Criss cross
    (>•.•<) <(•.•)>
    Cha cha real slow
    (^-.-)>
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins..

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:18am UTC
    Never has it been so easy, to be in love
    And to give you this heart of mine.


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  13. ThatAsianKid ThatAsianKid
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:25am UTC
    There was a zoo,
    The only thing in the zoo was a dog.
    IT WAS A SHlTZU
    tumblr

  14. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:26am UTC
    But love is not for the daytime.
    It is to be whispered at night between lovers, shy, scared words that could make or break a man, said into skin covered in a sheen of sweat. It is to be said with tears in your eyes, with pain in your soul, or with wings on your heart. No, love is not for the daytime.


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  16. boop* boop*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 3:02am UTC
    Guy: don't worry, I just want to chat. nothing more.
    I'm not a p.ervert or nothing.
    *a few days later.*
    Guy: send me selfies.
    Guy: what's ur bra size?
    Guy: what is under ur clothes? ;)
    Guy: idk I'd ask u to send me a pic of u,
    but u r stuck on just selfies (; haha
    Guy: *sends picture practically n.aked*
    -- like, picture those ads of men in breifs
    in the underwear section of walmart.--
    *after getting defensive*
    Guy: lol wat is ur problem? I wasn't flirting...
    Guy: b.icth, r u trying to lawyer this?
    Guy: stop making scenarios in ur head. crazy.
    lol no one asks someone for their bra
    size out of the kindness in their heart, buddy.
    I'm not and idiot and it wasn't a "scenario" in my
    head, and it f.ucking p.isses me off that I ended up
    being the bad guy because he never came out and
    said to send him "something more" than a selfie.
    I've been down that particular block countless times
    with guys, and I know when a guy is trying to hint that
    they want something more. He basically turned everything
    around to it being my fault, even him asking me suggestive
    questions like how big my b.oobs are. I don't see how that
    worked out because- he's the one that said to stick with selfies,
    but then he got p.issed because I only sent selfies. he's the one
    that said he had a question, and I told him "okay." he's the one
    that just randomly started asking me to tell him what all I have
    under my clothes. and he's the one that took it into his own
    hands to keep sending himself in his underwear asking me
    if there was more of him I wanted to see. and then to turn it
    around and tell me if was m fault, that it was all in my head.
    You've got to be kidding me. I'm just p.issed right now and
    need to let off some steam.


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  18. Reload Reload
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 3:20am UTC
    Your best teacher,
    is your last mistake.

  19. Reload Reload
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 3:23am UTC
    "If you have good thoughts,
    they will shine out of your face like sunbeams
    and you will always look lovely."
    - Roald Dahl


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