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Quotes added on Saturday, September 28 2013

  1. D* D*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 12:56am UTC
    Really offended that these microwave instructions
    told me to turn my burrito over gently
    ..like I don't treat every burrito with the utmost respect!
    ............

  2. TheCookieNinja TheCookieNinja
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:03am UTC
    On every thursday, there should be a day we're girls were NO make-up... So people could see their real beauty.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. D* D*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:05am UTC
    Wow!!, What a day..
    I made 10 new friends,
    went to 2 Birthday parties,
    4 meetings,
    5 beer cans ,
    ran 6 miles,
    ......then told a bunch of lies on here.

  5. mikayla4eva mikayla4eva
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:07am UTC
    im convinced that reality is just an illusion, a bad dream we will one day wake up from

  6. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:10am UTC
    If you don't remember what Blockbuster is, I don't want to see your face ever again.

  7. D* D*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:13am UTC
    How am I supposed to make great life choices
    when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next ????

  8. mikayla4eva mikayla4eva
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:13am UTC
    torturing me with the things we talk about and wish some day to have , tormenting me with your soft caresing voice, not knowing what your words are doing to me

  9. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:15am UTC
    remember when the world ended last year

  10. D* D*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:18am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:19am UTC
    It kills me not knowing the number on the scale because I haven't weighed myself at all for the past two days... I'm terrified of what the number will be.

  12. charming charming
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:21am UTC
    Normal people:
    -Sings lyrics
    Me:
    -Sings lyrics
    -Sings backup vocals
    -Sings guitar riffs
    -Plays air drum
    -Head bangs til my head falls off

  13. D* D*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:21am UTC
    Rolling out of bed is easy,
    getting up off of the floor is another story.

  14. taylorswiftfanfictions taylorswiftfanfictions
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:22am UTC
    Everything has changed
    Chapter 1
    Taylor's POV.
    Its 20 minutes before my last show for The Red Tour. I had a HUGE meet and greet there. One girl litterally fainted! My fans mean so much to me! I got on stage, the ground was shaking as the crowd roared. "Hi, I'm Taylor!"
    ....
    I sang the last part of WANEGBT. The last song of the night. I waved goodbye, and disapeared from the stage.
    I walked backstage and went to my dressing room. Ed , my boyfriend was in there. I ran to him and gave him a huge smile. He stepped towards me and grabbed my waist. We fell into a very passionate kiss. We were secretly dated, no one knew. But.. they door was open.. I heard camera flashes. I turned around and fell to the ground I put my face in my hands and began to cry. Ed shouted, " GO AWAY NOW ! LEAVE US ALONE." He and shut the door and locked it. " Baby are you ok?" He said confused. " The people all know about us now!" I said. "Is that bad?" "Your fans hate me! Of course its bad!" I yelled and I ran out the door . His fans hate me , just like those One Direction fans. I was going to get way more hate now. I just wish I shut the door. Its all my fault. I ran back to Ed, we both ran into eachother. I hugged him and cried. He rubbed my back and told me it would be okay. He took me home, and we both sat on the couch after we got ready for bed. While we were cuddling I fell asleep. He picked me up and took me to our bed. We both fell asleep holding eachothers hands.
    The next morning, I woke up to the smell of eggs and bacon. I walked downstairs thinking Ed was making breakfast.
    He was. He handed me a plate and we both ate .
    "Well, goodmorning beautiful, how was you sleep?" Ed said, taking a sip of his drink
    "Um, I really didnt sleep well. All I could think about was , you know..."
    "Oh." He said quietly.
    A few weeks ago, I found out I was pregnant. But my mom doesnt have a clue. Today me and Ed are going to tell her.
    "Tay, honey, lets just go get ready to head to your parents house."
    "Okay."
    We stood and and he grabbed my waist.
    "I love you Tay, you are my one and only!"
    " I love you too , Ed!!!"
    We leaned into a kiss. It was great. I was one of those good ones that he always gives, but for some reason this one was better.
    We pulled back and smiled at eachother.
    I went upstairs and took a shower. Then I picked out my dress. It was blue with white dots on it. My shoes were red heels.
    ...
    Ed's pov
    She looked stunning. I love the way she dresses. Its beautiful. I walked in on her doing her make up . She had red lipstick on , and he hair was curled. She put in a red headband with a little bow and we left.

  15. andsuddenlyifeltnothing andsuddenlyifeltnothing
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:24am UTC
    my guy friend asked me to go to a rodeo with him. i said yes. i didnt hear from him for a week. guess where he is right now. yep, he's at the rodeo with one of my girl best friends. thanks, thanks a lot.

  16. mikayla4eva mikayla4eva
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:25am UTC
    I said I would stop talking to you I said it was over , but i just kept coming back , but not this time stuff is going to change! so dont count on me coming back!


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. D* D*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:26am UTC
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

  19. mikayla4eva mikayla4eva
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:27am UTC
    I said I would stop talking to you I said it was over , but i just kept coming back , but not this time stuff is going to change! so dont count on me coming back!

  20. eminem22 eminem22
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:28am UTC
    Hey, you're talking loco...i like that.
    ~Me&&Ny

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