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Quotes added on Monday, September 16 2013

  1. motionlessinwhite15 motionlessinwhite15
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    September 16, 2013 12:00am EDT
    it's okay not to be perfect

  2. Mrs_Malfoy Mrs_Malfoy
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    September 16, 2013 12:01am EDT
    Whenever I'm mad at a guy I try to look extra good just to make him feel bad..
    I'm pretty evil

  3. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
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    September 16, 2013 12:05am EDT
    I want him back..

  4. whynotcreepypasta whynotcreepypasta
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    September 16, 2013 12:14am EDT
    When I was a kid all the children used to play in the woods on the edge of town. Deep in the heart of the forest, there was an old, run down, and ragged house that everyone whispered about. There were all kinds of rumors about it being haunted, or that a monster lived in the basement. My father even said he heard about a family of cannibals that made it their home.
    One day while playing in the woods, my brother, who was nine at the time, was bragging about how he was the bravest kid in school. After a while, I got sick of hearing him gloat, so I told him that if he really wanted to prove himself, he should go into the basement of the old house.
    Of course, I didn't think he would go through with it. Nobody ever set foot in the house, but he was determined to prove his bravery. I remember feeling guilt and anxiety when he walked through the door. He stayed in there for quite a while, until the sun had set, but he finally came out at dusk. Needless to say I was relieved.
    When he returned, I asked him if he saw any monsters in the basement. He simply grinned, answered, "Yes," then blinked his eyes.
    At that moment I felt my blood run cold. It wasn't the grin. While I found his smile disturbing, it's not what had caught my attention. Nor was it his answer, as my brother was a known prankster at the time.
    The thing that worried me, that chilled me to my very core, was the fact that when he blinked his eyes, they shut the wrong way.

  5. ❤Kristinaa* ❤Kristinaa*
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    September 16, 2013 12:26am EDT
    When I think about you, I can't help but smile...
    But do you even think about me at all ??

  6. whynotcreepypasta whynotcreepypasta
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    September 16, 2013 12:40am EDT
    My brother is a year and a half older than me and has Asperger's. For those of you who may not know, it is a social form of autism. This generally means that he has a tendency to say ridiculously inappropriate things and not care about or understand the effects his words may have on anyone else. He also focuses only on his interests and will talk about them nonstop regardless of whether of not anyone understands or is interested in what he is talking about. As a child, it also caused him to say incredibly creepy things to me. He never said things with the purpose of scaring me, like most older brothers would, but rather, simply relayed things to me that he believed to be true.
    When I was 7 or 8, we were playing a video game together. Without even looking up from the screen, he said, "You know, when we're sleeping we can't control what we do. I could sleepwalk and get a knife and kill you and I wouldn't even know." When I told my mother what he'd said, she went to him and said he can't say things like that to his little sister because it scares me. His response was, "Why? It's true. She should know."
    I locked my door from then on.
    The creepiest thing he ever said still haunts me to this day. I was six or seven and our rooms were connected by a shared bathroom. We always kept the doors open, so we could see into each other's rooms. One day, while we were playing together, he mentioned how he saw his copy last night. I asked him what he meant, and he said that he frequently wakes up at night and sees a copy of himself standing beside his bed watching him sleep. I was freaked out and asked him what his copy looked like when it watched him. He jumped up and said, "I'll show you." He stood in front of me and stared blankly at me with no emotion on his face. I told him to stop and that he was scaring me. He said he didn't see why that would scare me since I've seen it before. I asked him what he meant by that and he said, "Sometimes, when I see my copy watching me, I look into your room and see yours watching you too."
    Even now, almost 20 years later, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with a feeling of being watched. I keep my eyes closed or put my head under the blanket until the feeling passes, because I'm afraid to open my eyes, terrified that I will see a copy of myself blankly staring at me.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    September 16, 2013 12:43am EDT
    last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in Canada and every single person on Witty was there?? and i had to go on stage to give a speech to everyone (????) but i fell off the stage and was caught by Steve, who was actually Morgan Freeman. then it started to snow and everyone got really excited and started snorting the snowflakes like they were cocaine

  8. whynotcreepypasta whynotcreepypasta
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    September 16, 2013 12:47am EDT
    He would have been twelve now. Every year, on his birthday, I watch the last video I took of him. His eighth birthday, he was so happy. He played with his friends, blew out the candles, opened up his presents, then swung at the pinata.
    They never found out who drove the truck that hit him. Every year I try to get more answers from the police. Every year I bake a cake. Every year I watch that video.
    I always cry at the end, when everyone had left and he walks up to the camera and says, "Thank you, Daddy, I love you. I always will, never forget that." My television is stained from my tear-soaked hand print as I touch the screen, weeping.
    But for the first time in four years, I look up at the screen before the tape cuts out. He holds his hand against mine on the glass and smiles sadly at me.

  9. OnceUponAStory OnceUponAStory
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    September 16, 2013 12:53am EDT
    The Letter. THE CHANGE. The Lie.
    Story Update:
    I just posted Chapter 87 but it wont show cause it had a bad word but I couldn't find and got annoyed so I posted it. Sorry guys!

  10. londonxmaye* londonxmaye* happy witty anniversary!
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    September 16, 2013 12:53am EDT
    I never thought I'd die alone.


  11. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  12. whynotcreepypasta whynotcreepypasta
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    September 16, 2013 1:03am EDT
    Brody was crying again; loud and clear over the baby monitor. I groggily checked the clock. It was 3am. They say having kids is worth it, but so far it's been grueling. I slowly sat up, rubbing my eyes. To my relief, I heard Brody's door open, followed by the sound of soft slippers padding their way into his room. It was my turn to take care of Brody, but Nichole must have beat me to it. I couldn't have asked for a better wife and mother. While still rubbing my eyes, I heard a soft, odd-sounding humming through the baby monitor. Brody almost immediately stopped crying. Thank goodness...I only had 3 hours left to sleep.
    I laid back down, turning over to get more comfortable. My eyes fell upon Nichole's silhouette. She was sitting straight-backed, looking down at me. Though I couldn't see her face, I'm sure it was as panicked as mine. I jumped out of bed with a start. I sped out of the room and into the hallway, followed closely behind by what sounded like Nichole raspily trying to keep up while tangled in sheets.
    Half naked, I rushed through Brody's doorway and flipped on the lights. Brody was being cradled softly by Nichole; anger and confusion plain on her face. Nichole's eyes drifted past me, and her face contorted with terror. The crying started again as I slowly turned around.

  13. whynotcreepypasta whynotcreepypasta
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    September 16, 2013 1:06am EDT
    As I sat on the warm toilet seat, I remembered that I live alone.

  14. whynotcreepypasta whynotcreepypasta
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    September 16, 2013 1:10am EDT
    Mommy said we’re going to play a game. A game of hide and seek, and Daddy would be It. Mommy told me to find a really, really good place to hide, and not to make a sound. She said that if he finds me, then the game changes to tag, and to run away as fast as I can.
    I’m really good at hide and seek, though. I don’t think he’ll find me. I can hear him yelling for me and Mommy. He must be really frustrated. Oh, Mommy just screamed! He must have surprised her. I can hear her crying; she must really hate losing. She sure makes some weird noises when she cries! She sounds like she’s gagging on something. Ah, she’s quiet now; she must have remembered to be a good loser, like she tells me when I cry after I lose.
    there's light peeking into my hiding spot in the toy box and a figure covers me with its shadow. Man, Daddy found me! He’s really good at this game.

  15. whynotcreepypasta whynotcreepypasta
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    September 16, 2013 1:15am EDT
    Timothy tried his hardest to blow out the fifteen flickering candles. He huffed and puffed... but to no avail. He glanced at his mother who had spent hours slaving away to bake the beautiful cake, and her expression made him feel unbearably guilty.
    Timothy's mother stared sadly at the unyielding flames that barely faltered in the face of Timothy's feeble attempts to snuff them out. She blinked a few times and the first tears started falling down her face. Whispering "Happy birthday, sweetie," she summoned a gust of wind and the dancing lights dissipated into puffs of smoke.
    Timothy didn't understand why he couldn't do that. It happened every year: his mother baked a perfect cake, he failed to blow out the candles, and she cried. The only thing that changed was the number of candles. Timothy went to go hug his mother... but to no avail. He merely drifted through her, and he didn't understand that either.

  16. Rapha Rapha
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    September 16, 2013 1:19am EDT
    2013 just started and there are 4 months left until 2014.
    Did I really just spend 8 months so far doing nothing productive and not realize this!!!

  17. burning* burning*
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    September 16, 2013 1:24am EDT
    Stars can't shine without darkness. *
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  18. Soccerfata Soccerfata
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    September 16, 2013 1:32am EDT
    That sexual tension when someone says to you, "make me".


  19. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  20. 5teenagedirtbags 5teenagedirtbags
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    September 16, 2013 1:41am EDT
    We think cats are adorable no matter
    how skinny or fat they are so why
    do we treat humans any differently?

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