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Quotes added on Friday, September 13 2013

  1. randomcrayon12 randomcrayon12
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    September 13, 2013 12:01am EDT
    *In history class and my bag is on my friend's desk*
    My Friend; " What is this on my desk?"
    Me; " Your mom... Ohh!"
    My friend; " Your mom jokes are so old."
    Me; " Like your mom! Ohhhhhhh!"

  2. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
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    September 13, 2013 12:01am EDT
    Okayy, so this guy I like came over the other day and he and I were doing stuff. It seemed like he liked me back on homecoming, and the day after (when he comes over) we do stuff. Now he won't talk to me. Did I do something wrong.....? the only conclution i can come up with is that i am a little slore

  3. goosedimps32 goosedimps32
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    September 13, 2013 12:03am EDT
    Everytime I need someone to talk to, there's never anyone there... I don't belong here, I get that now.

  4. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
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    September 13, 2013 12:03am EDT
    You're perfect for the heart that's meant to love you

  5. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
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    September 13, 2013 12:04am EDT
    “All I want, like in the world, is to just keep talking to you. I wanna know how your day was; where you wanna eat; and I wanna argue with you; and I wanna hear all your theories — even the ones that are just completely, you know, wrong? And I know it’s not that simple. I just think — no I really believe that if you just, if you just be willing to continue having this conversation with me, then we can figure the rest out.”

  6. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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    September 13, 2013 12:04am EDT
    I think about you 25/8

  7. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:05am EDT
    i just dont want to deal with this anymore.
    i cant deal with this crap that i have to face.
    i know that i have to put on a bright happy smile, and act like im all okay,
    but if you knew me, and the secrets i hide, you would know im anything but fine

  8. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:06am EDT
    sing me to sleep

  9. zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)* zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:09am EDT
    thank you to all my followers
    if you aren't following me follow me!!!

  10. randomcrayon12 randomcrayon12
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    September 13, 2013 12:09am EDT
    I literally had a breakdown because
    the iTunes app on my laptop didn't load fast enough for me.
    If that doesn't explain how periods work then i don't know what does.

  11. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
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    September 13, 2013 12:09am EDT
    teenage meals...
    microwaved anything...

  12. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
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    September 13, 2013 12:11am EDT
    don't you ever
    say I just walked away
    I will always want you

  13. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:11am EDT
    I just want to feel
    Loved.
    Is that so difficult to find these days or something?

  14. randomcrayon12 randomcrayon12
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    September 13, 2013 12:13am EDT
    Does anyone else dream something and then it happening EXACTLY the way you dreamt it the next day?
    Or is that just me?

  15. zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)* zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:13am EDT
    no school tomorrow, flooding near by NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
    Comment if the same for you! XD

  16. Brittani Brittani
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    September 13, 2013 12:14am EDT
    WHO IS THE HAPPIER MAN. HE WHO HAS BRAVED THE STORM OF LIFE AND LIVED OR HE WHO HAS STAYED BECURERLY ON SHORE AND MERELY EXSITED.
    HUNTER S. TOMPSON

  17. again again
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    September 13, 2013 12:16am EDT
    Taking the garbage out at 12:30 am

  18. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
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    September 13, 2013 12:22am EDT
    When Miley Cyrus makes a video where she's licking a hammer, 'it's art'. When I lick a hammer I'm 'drunk' and I have to leave home depot.

  19. randomcrayon12 randomcrayon12
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    September 13, 2013 12:29am EDT
    You know, everyone has a first love. That person will forever have a small part of you that no one else can have. But just because you and your first love didn't work out doesn't mean there won't be another trying to fill that empty spot in your heart. Instead of wishing you had your first love back, notice the person who is trying their hardest to give you better than what you had before.

  20. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:30am EDT
    We all know that one person who...
    deserves a slap to the face,
    with a brick,
    from the Hulk,
    on steroids

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