MyWittyProfile posted a quote
August 3, 2013 12:20am UTC
I called my friend, Molly, like 10 minutes ago and she didn't answer so I left a ton of dirty pick up lines in her like voicemail. I just decided to like play around with my phone so I went to my recent calls anD IT TURNED OUT I DIDN'T CALL MOLLY. I CALLED MY MOM. DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING?!?