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Quotes added on Wednesday, July 24 2013

  1. englishivy englishivy
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:01am UTC
    BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN THE HAPPINESS THE LIES BRING YOU


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. *tripsoverfridge* *tripsoverfridge*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:10am UTC
    *friend calls me*
    Friend: Can I come and hang at yours?
    Me: *crying* Not right now, I'm just so
    Friend: *cuts me off in the middle of my sentence* What's the matter?
    Me: Nothing.
    Friend: WHAT THE HELL IS IT???
    Me: It's just that, One Direction's Best Song Ever Music Video has come out and I can't get over how HOT they look!
    Friend: *hangs up*
    Me: *talking to laptop screen* It's okay guys, now it'll only us 6.

  4. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:14am UTC
    when I die, I want my tombstone
    to have free WiFi, that way people
    will visit it more often.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Becca315 Becca315
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:20am UTC
    I hate how girls in tampon commercials are always swimming or running through fields of flowers.
    No. Go home, eat chocolate, have many cramps, watch sappy, romantic movies, and gain 5 pounds...
    You must suffer like I do.

  7. astalker astalker
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:23am UTC
    there is a wasp in my living room and its dying and crawling all over, and i keep telling the dog to save me and kill it, but hes so blind he cant find it very well. it dissapeared twice, and now its back, but i can only hear it trying to fly help im gonna die!

  8. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:24am UTC
    At the same time, I wanna hug you
    I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
    You're an a.sshole but I love you
    And you make me so mad I ask myself
    Why I'm still here, or where could I go
    You're the only love I've ever known
    But I hate you, I really hate you,
    So much, I think it must be
    True love, true love
    It must be true love
    Nothing else can break my heart like
    True love, true love,
    It must be true love
    No one else can break my heart like you

  9. kelslovesyuhh kelslovesyuhh
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:24am UTC
    Hi

  10. ILoveYouButYouDontKnowIt ILoveYouButYouDontKnowIt
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:27am UTC
    House Of Beauty,
    You're talkin' to the cutie!
    How may I help you? (:

  11. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:27am UTC
    honestly i wish school
    would start again...

  12. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:28am UTC
    Random Guy: What the f*ck
    My Friend: Holy sh*t watch your f*cking language, there are god d*mn children here. I will c*nt punt you across the river if you don't watch your f*cking mouth.

  13. englishivy englishivy
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:39am UTC
    homework
    homewor
    homewo
    homew
    home
    hom
    ho
    how
    how a
    how ab
    how abo
    how abou
    how about
    how about n
    how about no

  14. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:40am UTC
    Dear Heart,
    This isn't fun anymore. I NEED to get over him.
    Sincerely, a frustrated girl

  15. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:42am UTC
    &im so sick of love songs so tired of tears so done wishing you were still here♥im so fed up with my thoughts of you&your memory&how every song reminds me of what used to be

  16. musicismylife123456789 musicismylife123456789
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:43am UTC
    Sayin' i love you is not the words i want to hear from you
    Its not that i want you, not to say but if you only knew
    How easy, it would be woud be to show me how you feel
    More than words, is all you have to do to make it real
    Then you wouldnt have to say, that you love me
    Cause id already know!!

  17. OriginalRainax OriginalRainax
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:45am UTC
    I love Catbug so much. If you don't know who he is look him up on YouTube(:

  18. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:47am UTC
    "Just keep on walking by the rude ones that may try to seek a reaction from you. Give a big smile and live a proud life knowing you are more mature than those who play games."
    ~derekajames

  19. katiesueboo katiesueboo
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:48am UTC
    take your records,
    take your freedom.
    take your memories,
    i don't need them.

  20. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:55am UTC
    "It can be hard to find real people who have good manners, always remember you will find those pleasant mannered people that fit your life and that will always treat you right."
    ~derekajames

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