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Quotes added on Saturday, July 20 2013

  1. xoprettylittlesmileox xoprettylittlesmileox
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:02am UTC
    when the guy you like hates you :/

  2. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:02am UTC
    i'm still waiting for the day
    they come up with a pill for perfection
    they come up with a pill for people to accept who they are and be happy with it


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I may not laugh at everything on the internet, but I do exhale louder and longer than usual

  5. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:07am UTC
    Sometimes the person you really need the most, is the one you didn't think you wanted.

  6. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:08am UTC
    me when I go camping:
    dad: Look adelae a squirrel
    me: yeah whatever
    dad: look adelae a bird
    me: yeah whatever
    dad: look adelae a frog
    me: yeah whatever
    dad: HOLY SH/T A BEAR, RUUN
    me: yeah whatever

  7. MissNotSoPerfect223 MissNotSoPerfect223
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:08am UTC
    do you ever wonder why you get mad over
    something stupid?
    because you try not to let it bother you
    but deep down inside its killing you..

  8. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:14am UTC
    I had a boy break myheart
    That I never even dated...
    format credit: damnnTaylerx

  9. LexZ LexZ
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:18am UTC
    When you're ex-boyfriend won't leave you alone....

  10. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:21am UTC
    The coffee cup says
    "Hot be careful"
    obviously, it has never met me

  11. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:22am UTC
    If life hands you lemons, make lemonade and leave people wondering how you did it.

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:24am UTC
    i prefer girls with the natural look. no makeup, never gotten a haircut, covered in dirt, feeding off of berries and raw fish in the wild, are actually bears.

  13. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:24am UTC
    Singing one part of a song all day becasue it's the only part you remember...

  14. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:25am UTC
    "I want to be skinny so I
    can wear skinny jeans again"
    Oh, so you want to be skinny so you can wear ultra tight jeans that attract boys to look at your a.ss?
    sounds nice

  15. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:28am UTC
    Hush little baby,
    don't you cry,
    don't cut your arms,
    don't say goodbye.
    Put down that razor,
    put down that light,
    it might be hard,
    but you'll win this fight.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:28am UTC
    It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

  17. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:30am UTC
    Happy birthday Grandpa, i miss you more then anything, and wish that you were here to see how much i have been growing up and how much stronger i became. I wish you were here to see how much i have been doing well in school , it sucks that in 2 years ill be graduating and going off to collage and you won't be there to see me walk across the stage, and get my dimpola, you won't see what collage i end up going to or what career ill be in. It sucks that you won't even get to see me at my first prom , it may not be such a big deal, but you got to see bri at her prom. I just wish i had that chance that she gotten, there isn't a day that goes by where i don't think of you. I love you

  18. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:30am UTC
    "Sometimes it’s better to be alone.
    Nobody can hurt you." –Hercules

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:31am UTC
    i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
     

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:33am UTC
    justin bieber: i can be your gentleman
    justin bieber: *pees in a bucket*

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