Quotes added on Thursday, July 18 2013

Vinita*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:03am UTC

I noticed that after I started playing Angry Birds
My pigs started to make the smae noises as the pigs
From angry birds

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:05am UTC

My sense of humor is so weird. I will legit laugh about anything sexual, anything stupid, and some morbid sh*t. I'm like a 14 year old boy, 5 year old and the guy in my town who hangs stuffed animals from his trees all at once.

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lou91
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:07am UTC

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. — Robert Frost

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Bunnies458
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:08am UTC

Did you guys know that if you twist your tongue all the way around to the right and touch the tip of it on the right
side, you will feel your finger on the opposite side where it would've been if your tongue was the right way? Your brain can't tell why your tongue is tiwsted so it senses it where it noramally would've been.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:09am UTC

So there's this guy in my town and he hangs stuffed animals from the trees in his yard. Basically the whole town is split in half on whether or not he should take them down beacause they're an eyesore (and people shooting up isn't?) but yeah.

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imcoolurnotbye*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:09am UTC

I just want you to know that no matter how alone you feel, you're not.
Because I am and always will be here for each and every one of you.
If you have read my profile, you may already know that.
Even if you think I am just saying this, I'm not.
I am 100% serious.
I am always here for all of you.
You may think that i don't know what you're going through.
You may be right.
But you may also be wrong.
I have been through a lot and I am in the process of recovery<3
No matter what the situation is, I will do everything I can to help you get through whatever it is you're dealing with.
To me, you are all perfect and you deserve to live a happy life.
<3
Remember to keep smiling and keep your head held high.
Don't let life get you down.
Make today amazing<3

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flowerbox235
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:09am UTC

I know people hate when other people call themselves potatoes but...
I just ate a potato.....
You are what you eat....
sorry....
love, The potato.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:10am UTC

i'd pause my plorn for you

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MissEmma
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:12am UTC

BANKRUPT SOLAR SYSTEM ;
it was the moon that was broke & the
constellations wEre in recession .

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Brown_Eyed_Wonder*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:13am UTC

When the most popular jocky guy in your school looks at you, I mean really looks at you, and you wonder "Does he actually think I'm pretty or am I that ugly that people have to stare?"
This has happened for the past two weeks. What's his deal?! Merhh.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:14am UTC

Oh,Honey, your just offended because what they
said applied to you.

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Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:14am UTC

Google
Beautiful, Kind and Gorgeous.
Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
Did you mean:You

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Emacy
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:17am UTC

So about a week ago I was walking past a bunch of boys who yell out,
"7/10 nice effort."
and instead of just ignoring them I felt the need to shout out
"Excuse me have you seen this booty? I am worth at least an 8.5 thankyou."
I could still hear them laughing as I was halfway down the street.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:20am UTC

Happy Birthday!! We got you a
vibrator!

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micgriz
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:21am UTC

WEARING LONG PANTS IN
THE SUMMER
dream about your dreams not otherst
jjk
~micgrizt

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:26am UTC

PERSON: "GO TO HELL!"
ME: "YEAH, COOL. SEE YOU THERE. MAYBE WE'LL HAVE COFFEE OF SOMETHING.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:26am UTC

Lo ok, I find some of
what you teach suspect because I'm used to relying
on intellect. But, I try to open up to what I don't know.
Because reason says I should've died three years ago.
No other road, no other way, no day but today.

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flowerbox235
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:27am UTC

I think there should be Witty camps.
A place where you could meet people like you.
Where you can learn about yourself
Get help.
Learn about working together; sportsmenship,
and about reality.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:30am UTC

People on Witty: Makes really
awesome poem, or quote
about out government
Me:Potato

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blackeyedcarrots
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:30am UTC

kansas girll! even if im moving to washington ill always be a kansas girl at heart

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