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Quotes added on Sunday, June 30 2013


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. whattheactual whattheactual
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:01am UTC
    It won't matter when I'm 38.

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:02am UTC
    hey there.. just a couple of reaons you why shouldn't trash someone's idol in front of them:
    1.) there is a 100% chance that their idol has changed them and made them a stronger person and you just saying that puts them down
    2.) you shall never call someone's idol ugly because to them no matter how they look, to them, they are the s/exiest person alive
    3.) if their idol is a singer, don't you ever call them an untalented singer because again their is a 100% chance their music has inspired and changed them and they listen to them sing everyday and it makes them happier to be alive
    4.) if their idol is an actor don't ever say they cannot act because their idol has made them laugh and cry and you just saying that makes them want to murder you
    5.) their idol may be the reason they are still living or the reason they have a smile on their face everyday. they might listen or watch them every night because they go to sleep and you saying that makes you look like a giant as/shole so you're willing to bust on people idols, i suggest you get used to having no friends ok bye

  4. Beautiful_Freaks Beautiful_Freaks
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:06am UTC
    "Take a chill pill…" *takes a chill pill* *takes too many chill pills* *overdoses on chilling* *dies chilling*

  5. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Girl In My Class: I'm Ugly Aren't I?
    Girl In My Class: My Hair Looks Bad Doesn't It?
    Girl In My Class: Oh Dear,I Look Really Bad Don't I?
    Girl In My Class: Omg I'm so bad at drawing Aren;t I?
    My Bestfriend: Say That One More Time I'll Say Yes
    Girl In My Class: But I Look really bad don't I?
    My Bestfriend: Shut The f//ck up. I am Going To
    Kill You!

  6. NightSparklez NightSparklez
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:07am UTC
    I can't even get 1 fave? I suck xD

  7. Beautiful_Freaks Beautiful_Freaks
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:08am UTC
    "omgg be my gay best friend, take me shoppingggg" no how about i steal your credit card and f.uck your brother instead hahaha

  8. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:10am UTC
    I'm not gonna ask you to fúckíng stay. I never really believed that you loved me. Well woah, my guess was right bítch. GO GO GO!!!! HELL IS WAITING FOR YOU.

  9. Beautiful_Freaks Beautiful_Freaks
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:10am UTC
    like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep

  10. boop* boop*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:12am UTC
    They put Obama behind bullet-proof
    glass when he make a speech.
    Pfft. That's so judgemental.
    Just because he's black doesn't mean
    he's going to start shooting people.

  11. Beautiful_Freaks Beautiful_Freaks
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse, when you’re bored of talking to them.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. changed changed
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:15am UTC
    Gone
    Chapter 5
    “He`s right here!” I yell as the paramedics come out of the truck.
    “Please back away miss.”
    Me, back away, excuse me but this is my best friend.
    What is going on with Colton? First he acts all weird and
    then this? I watch closely as they try to get him awake. Nothing is working.
    I hear one of the men say his pulse is reducing speed and
    that the best hope is to get him to the hospital
    as quick as possible. I begin to cry.
    One of the paramedics comes over and says,
    “Every thing is going to be okay. Is there someone that can
    come and get you and bring you to the hospital or
    do you just want to drive there from here?”
    “I think I’ll be okay to drive.”
    “Okay, if you start to feel weird or like you are swerving
    or can`t concentrate, pull over and call someone to come get you.”
    “What hospital entrance should I go to?”
    “Go to entrance F. What is your name i`ll make sure the
    guard lets you in? Are you sure you are going to be okay?”
    I see the ambulance carrying Colton disappear in the distance.
    “I`m Mary Brooks. Yes, I will be okay.”
    “Okay Mary, don`t worry everything will be alright,
    I will meet you at the hospital.”
    The man patted my back and left headed for his car.
    I stood in the exact same spot in shock watching as the
    man drove away. I stood there for about 2 more minutes
    trying to take in everything that had just occurred.
    Then I got back into my car. Shaking, I put the car
    and drive and drove towards the hospital.
    All I could see in my mind was Colton.

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:15am UTC
    i don't understand why people like starting drama
    i mean they find it enjoyable to end friendships, turn people into outcasts aka having everyone an turn against them, and just ruining their lives just to have friends at school where everyone secretly hates everyone i just

  15. Beautiful_Freaks Beautiful_Freaks
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:15am UTC
    *High fives myself, because of my good taste in music.*

  16. Skrillex Skrillex
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:15am UTC
    Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. Beautiful_Freaks Beautiful_Freaks
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:17am UTC
    Did you hear, about the italian chef?
    He pasta way.

  19. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:18am UTC
    what if door bells went dong ding instead of ding dong?

  20. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:18am UTC
    i think my life has just come to the point where i really dont want to talk to anyone. yeah ive always said im unsocial but now, i say it because im sick of doubting my friends, becausw of secrets and lies. my life has just gone downhill too much. i care too much. im too over protective. im too many things that i shouldnt be.
    and im tired of being those things

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