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Quotes added on Wednesday, June 26 2013

  1. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:01am UTC
    I love how, on the internet, you can talk about believing in your religion, but you can't talk about not believing in a religion.
    I also love how, in real life, you can talk about not believing in a religion, but you can't talk about believing in one.
    Note: this was sarcastic. I really actually hate that. Why can't we do both in both places!?


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. canyounot canyounot
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:02am UTC
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    What :P Time :P Does :P The :P Next :P Bus :P Leave :P
    To :P Bikini :P Bottom :P
    remember this episode.
    You should.
    f/cking creepiest one made.

  4. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:03am UTC
    There is no point in building a belief system on top of an idea. For ideas can be changed, but beliefs are much harder to change.

  5. damon43 damon43
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:03am UTC
    GIRLS
    if you need boy advice, or just wanna talk to someone.. comment here
    I'm an expert on guys ;)

  6. doggy1415 doggy1415
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:04am UTC
    PEOPLE
    Change.......
    MEMORIES
    DON'T!!!

  7. EdgeFace EdgeFace
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I won't hold on to you

  8. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Don't mix between my personalility and my attitude because my personalility is ME and my attitude depends on YOU.

  9. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:10am UTC
    Judging a person doesn't define who they are. It defines who you are.

  10. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:11am UTC
    I do not understand people
    I can't understand anything people do
    I find pretty much everything people to be incredibly stupid
    Can someone explain people to me
    Because obviously I don't understand people at all

  11. Witty_Queenx08 Witty_Queenx08
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:11am UTC
    i dont want to die, but I feel like my life is useless

  12. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:11am UTC
    Eating Cheetos in church is like dating a strippeer. Everyone looks at you with disgust but deep down inside they want some.

  13. freeinmind freeinmind
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Sometimes I get so weird
    I even freak myself out
    I laugh myself to sleep
    It's my lullaby
    Sometimes I drive so fast
    Just to feel the DANGER
    I wanna SCREAM
    It makes me feel ALIVE
    To walk within the lines
    Would make my life so boring
    I want to know that
    I have been to the EXTREME
    So knock me off my feets
    Come on now give it to me
    Anything to make me feel ALIVE
    Is it enough to LOVE
    Is it enough to BREATHE
    Somebody rip my heart out
    And leave me here to bleed
    Is it enough to DIE
    Somebody save my life
    I'd rather be ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY PLEASE
    Let down your defences
    Use NO COMMON SENSE
    If you look you will see
    that this world is a beautiful accident turbulent succulent opulent permanent no way
    I wanna taste it
    Don't wanna waste it away
    Avril Lavigne
    Anything But Ordinary, Let Go, 4 June 2002

  14. GO2HELL GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:13am UTC
    I want this dog
    He is probably being
    put down this second
    He was the nicest,
    cutest, smartest dog
    out there.
    He sat, layed, and
    was house trained.
    But unfortunatualy,
    My city
    doesn't keep the dogs,
    they keep the cats,
    not the dogs,
    but if he had a chance,
    i would hold him every night,
    but instead
    He will be
    Killed tonite
    Go
    out there and spread
    the word
    help stop shelters
    from killing inncent
    dogs.
    But he was MY FAVORITE :,(

  15. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:13am UTC
    I'm like a french fry
    Crispy on the outside
    Fluffy on the inside

  16. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:14am UTC
    *Me and my sister walking to the bathrooms after we wake up in the moring while we were camping.*
    Me: The grass is really dewy.
    My sister: Yeah, that happens over night.
    Me: *chuckles*
    My sister: What are you giggling at?
    Me: *elbows her*
    Me: How ya' "Dewin'?"
    My sister: You need help.
    Me: I can't help it! I'm just so punny!

  17. GabyMm GabyMm
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:14am UTC
    NO DRAKE,
    I DON'T WANT THE NAME OF
    OUR FIRST KID TO BE
    TACO

  18. springbabyof96 springbabyof96
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:16am UTC
    Sometimes im not sure if ill ever be able to have a relationship with someone.
    Ive been beaten down by so many people my first reaction to love is to push people away.
    ive been this way for years.
    i would rather have a fling than a relationship no matter what my feelings are.
    and im so tired of it.

  19. doggy1415 doggy1415
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Every Day May Not Be Good...........................
    But There Is Something Good In Every Day

  20. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:18am UTC
    No amount of sleep in the world could cure the tiredness I feel

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