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Quotes added on Friday, June 21 2013

  1. CrazyCdatBme CrazyCdatBme
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:00am UTC
    There's a bass pumping 808 just beyond my chest plate!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:00am UTC
    HOLY CHRIST ON A BICYCLE, WHERE DID EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE GO?
    PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T ALL GO AND GET SOCIAL LIVES
    I'M PUTTING THIS UNDER BREAKUP QUOTES
    YES YOU HEARD ME


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:01am UTC
    You know, I'm really starting to doubt the existence of number 1 pencils.

  6. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:02am UTC
    I use to write. Poems, stories, all of it. I've decided I'm going to start again.

  7. loveishope123 loveishope123
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:07am UTC
    I MISSSS HIMMMMMMMMMMM.
    Damn it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. fleeflicker98 fleeflicker98
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:10am UTC
    yesterday is history,tommorow is a mystery,the present is a gift..so just f.ucking enjoy it OK! :)

  10. iKindaSortaLikeYou iKindaSortaLikeYou
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:10am UTC
    dear boyfriend,
    LOLOLOLOL M0THERF*CKER YOU DON'T EVEN EXSIST

  11. jacob_ftw jacob_ftw
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:12am UTC
    my heart was torn right open
    by the errors of my words
    by my clear lack of trust and faith

  12. CrazyCdatBme CrazyCdatBme
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Forgiveness frees us from any darkness or hate.
    Everyone is human and we all make mistakes.
    Treat others the way you want to be treated!

  13. jacob_ftw jacob_ftw
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:14am UTC
    I dont expect you to forgive me
    I know I wouldn't

  14. lifeontheline lifeontheline
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:15am UTC
    I can't drown my demons they know how to swim-Bring me the horizon


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. jacob_ftw jacob_ftw
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:17am UTC
    The face you saw me wear,
    it was all my insecurities
    they were all wrapped up
    and it took both of us down with them

  17. Nevershoutneverlover Nevershoutneverlover
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Sometimes I miss you being my bestfriend,
    then I realize the stuff that you have done to me,
    Then I start to hate you all over again.

  18. jacob_ftw jacob_ftw
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:23am UTC
    The abuse has to stop
    All the abuse you didnt deserve
    Although you probably wont believe me
    this is a lesson I wont soon forget
    and you are the girl i could never regret

  19. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:24am UTC
    15Things to do at Wal-Mart
    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here"

  20. jacob_ftw jacob_ftw
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:26am UTC
    I hope you find someone who is more worth your time... All i did was waste it ... </4

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