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Quotes added on Monday, May 27 2013

1. doublesidedice
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 12:00am UTC
   Why is everyone getting mad at me today?? What'd I do wrong??
   I did everyrhing needed.
   I was screamed at, hit, cursed.
   Seriously.
   What'd I do?
   
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2. Maicy Rasmus*
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 12:00am UTC
   Me: I need to lose some weight.
   Me: I think I'll go on a walk.
   Me: *Walks to McDonalds*
   
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3. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 12:02am UTC
   me: always look on the positive side of
   things!
   me: *falls down 62 flights of stairs*
   me: sh/t i got down those stairs fast!
   
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4. ErinIsTheName*
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 12:03am UTC
   Do Re Mi Fa So D O N E with this
   SEmeSTer.
   
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5. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 12:05am UTC
   Theres always that one kid in your class who pretends to know everything and gives all the wrong answers to every single question
   
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7. capsized*
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 12:05am UTC
   so tonight;
   kiss me like it's do or die" and
   TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE«
   
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8. mustachedbunny
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 12:07am UTC
   Normal girls going on a date at a restaurant:
   Girl: *Takes a few bites, dabs face with napkin repeatedly, then pushes away plate with almost all food left on plate* Wow, that was so good! I enjoyed coming tonight.
   Me: *Inhales all of Europe, China, and Africa, drinks Niagra Falls, and smiles at the guy with a mouthful of food* Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Excuse me. *Wipes face with napkin* I still want more food. Got any more food?
   
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9. ErinIsTheName*
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2013 12:08am UTC
   Copy and past yourself into my bed.
   
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10. Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:08am UTC
    When i look into your eyes, i catch a glimpse of heaven.
    ♥
    
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11. Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:09am UTC
    My girlfriend has this
    s m i l e
    that makes my heart race
    love her:3
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. carlywbu
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Having dimples.
    
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14. capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:20am UTC
    All we are is skin and bone, trained to get along,
    FOREVER GOING WITH THE FLOW BUT YOU'RE FRICTION.
    
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15. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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16. ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:24am UTC
    H E L L O
    my name is
    NEVER ON THOSE COOL KEYCHAINS
    
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17. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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18. BeRecklessBeBrave
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:27am UTC
    Girl be like :  Is it bad that I never made love ?
    then There's me: is it bad that i never had my first kiss, let alone a boyfriend >
     
    
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19. 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:30am UTC
    When you kiss me,
    sparks fly, like
    the 4th of July.
    
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20. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:31am UTC
    I may not be an important person in your life, but I just hope that when you hear my name, you smile and say 'yeah, thats my friend'
    
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