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Quotes added on Sunday, April 28 2013

  1. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:47am UTC
    Having notifications for when we fave our own quotes
    is Steve's way of making us feel better about ourselves for those 2 seconds.

  2. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:51am UTC
    Plenty of people ask me how I am
    but none of them really want to know

  3. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:54am UTC
    When I was a kid I used to duck under all of the mirrors because I thought
    I would see Bloody Mary behind me.

  4. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:00am UTC
    A horse walks into a bar.
    The Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
    He replies, "My wife has terminal Cancer."

  5. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:04am UTC
    Me: *On the computer*
    Cat: *comes up to me*
    Cat: *gets on my lap*
    Cat: *Rubs head in my mouth*
    Cat: Meow
    Me: TA HELL YOU JUST SAY TO ME B.ITCH?

  6. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:10am UTC
    Who benefits from Valentines Day.
    87% Florists
    10% Women
    3% Men
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:14am UTC
    B-E-F-O-R-E not b4
    We speak Englsih not bingo
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  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:19am UTC
    That awkward moment when you
    walk into a bathroom and end up
    walking right back out when you
    see popular people in there.
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  11. Aeropostale_98 Aeropostale_98
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:22am UTC
    Broken
    One Shot
    Her bright blue eyes filled to the brim with tears while she was curled up in a ball on the cracked white tile floor. She sat there, face flushed, listening to her schoolmates conversations.
    "Did you hear about Anna? I heard she slept with 3 guys this week!"
    "Really? I heard she slept with 5."
    It was a mistake. I didn't mean to sleep with him. He was just so alluring and charming and... I just felt safe for once in my life around him. I reallt thought I meant something to him....... but I guess I was entirely wrong. I had been going out with Kendall for eight months now, he was the perfect guy. He was popular, athletic, smart, everything a girl would want. I felt like that girl in those teen movies. The invisble, ugly, fat girl who got gorgeous over the summer. The one the all the guys fell for. The girl who got everything she wanted. No one knew me last year, I was the loner girl who at lunch in the bathroom. Over the summer I worked out, counted calories, got a whole new wardrobe, got a total makeover. Instead of being invisible this year, I'm the girl on everyone's lips. I'm considered a "s.lut." I thought I would be "accepted" if I slept with Kendall, but most of all, I'd finally feel loved.
    My life was filled with pain. When I was a young child, my father would beat my mother and I. My dad would always come home drunk, filled with rage. I'd hide in the closet, but he always found me. He killed my mother whenshe tried to protect me. Scars and bruises litter my body. I can't even look in a mirror without wanting to cry. He always told me I was worthless, I eventually started to believe him. I was always the loner, I could never make friends. I just couldn't......."fit in."
    For once in my life I felt accepted when I started dating Kendall. Everyone knew me, everyone was nice to me...it felt..so surreal. Too bad it turned out to be a prank all along. He was pretending to be in love with me so he could sleep with me....so he and his friends could film it and ruin my life. I wonder how many lies have come out of his mouth. My life was ruined, I've been branded as the school wh.ore. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die. I was just...broken. I ran out of the girl's bathroom, I started running, running towards the door.
    Kendall's p.o.v.
    God, english is so boring, all Ms.Chavez talks about is her personal life. I looked out the window hoping to see something more interestng than what was Ms. Chavez was talking about. I saw Anna sprinting across the school yard. I wonder what she was doing out of class. I noticed she was tying something, I could see what. It looked like....a rope? She quickly tied one end to a tree and the other to her neck.
    "no." I whispered "NO!"
    I ran out of the class, not caring about what anyone thought. The truth is I loved Anna, but my "friends" didn't. They absolutely hated her. I went along with their plan to embarass her because I didn't want to be outcasted, but I was wrong. I hate the person I became, I didn't even try to defend her. What kind of monster have I become. I pushed the front doors to the school open, but I was too late. I saw her lifeless body hang. I rushed over to cut the rope. She was still breathing. She looked at me, with her bright blue eyes.
    "I was a fool." she whispered.
    Her body soon became limp. I held her in my arms for what seemed like an eternity until an ambulance arrived.
    "I love you" I told her as they hauled her away. I felt broken.

  12. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:23am UTC
    Saying to your friends,
    "If we get caught, here's the story.."
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  13. akatsukiiprincess* akatsukiiprincess*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:23am UTC
    I love hearing your thought process, especially when it's about me... Makes me feel like I'm inside your head. [❤}

  14. EZpwnage EZpwnage
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:36am UTC
    That Moment #10: When you want to scream and shout and stomp and cry and just disappear....
    And all you say is "Okay then."

  15. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:36am UTC
    I was having trouble with long distance,
    So I moved the fridge to my bedroom.

  16. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:48am UTC
    Songbird, rebirth, unearth creature
    Submerge from hurt, pain, broken pieces
    Emergency, heartbeat increases
    Rise up lotus, rise
    This is the beginning

  17. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:48am UTC
    A pill for the pain,
    Two for the lies.
    Three for the smiles,
    I have to hide behind.
    Four for the times,
    when you weren't around,
    Five for the reason,
    I no longer care.
    Ten for the scars,
    Twenty for the abuse,
    Thirty more for my pitiful excuse.
    Forty for my friends,
    Fifty for the family,
    A promise to them,
    that I was never really happy.
    Sixty for the thoughts,
    Of ending my life,
    Seventy just out of spite.
    Eighty for being lost,
    Ninety for you not seeing,
    Ninety eight for you,
    And darling?
    One Hundred for me.
    Mypoem
    Copyright 2013 justanotherwittyguy18
    Fave/comment/leave feedback
    If ii don't come back, this is my suicide note
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Santa_Claus Santa_Claus
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:00am UTC
    HO HO HO MOFOS

  20. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:21am UTC
    I Miss you.
    Your beautiful face.
    Your amazing smile.
    Your graceful personailty.
    Your sence of style.
    Your everything i wanted..

:)

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