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Quotes added on Sunday, April 28 2013

  1. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:38am EDT
    Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
    Hey, I was just kidding..
    I hope you fall down the stairs too.

  2. billie8897 billie8897
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:41am EDT
    I love you ...
    more than spongebob loves jellyfishing.
    sandy loves karate.
    Mr. krabs loves money.
    && Squidward loves his claranet.
    Baby I need you like planketon needs the krabby patty formula!(:

  3. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:41am EDT
    when you post a quote thinking
    'This is it, I'm going to get this into top quotes'
    *1 Fave* DONT LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN

  4. tj6hall tj6hall
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:42am EDT
    Finally got a Witty
    Hellz Yeah.

  5. mad8998 mad8998
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:42am EDT
    Trust is like an eraser it gets smaller and smaller after each mistake.

  6. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:45am EDT
    How did we wind up this way?
    Watching our mouths for the words that we say.


  7. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:46am EDT
    You've stopped listening to my screams for help,
    So darling, now i'm doing just the same...
    mq

  9. Rainbows_Are_Awesomee Rainbows_Are_Awesomee
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:47am EDT
    I Wish It Never Ended With A Heartbreak

  10. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:48am EDT
    Over-hearing a conversation at lunch the other day:
    Annoying popular girl: OMG LIKE, I TALKED TO HIM THE OTHER DAY... WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, LIKE WE BOTH LIKE THE COLOUR BLUE AND-
    Me: I breathe air, he breathes air.*GASP* "OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, LIKE THATS TOTES FATE"

  11. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:51am EDT
    How to survive a horror movie 9.
    dont go into the attic/basement

  12. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:52am EDT
    The moment when you look back at the things that entertained you as a little kid and say "WTF!"
    Dora the Explorer,
    Care Bears,
    Hanna Montana (Huge wtf),
    Elmo/Sesame Street,
    American Dragon : Jake long,
    Lizzie McGuire,
    Suite Life of Zack and Cody (not the worst),
    Brandy and Mr. Whiskers.

  13. YupThatsMe YupThatsMe
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:53am EDT
    When I was a kid:
    "You aren't going to my party" Was the worst insult ever.
    "I'm telling mom!" Was the scariest sentence ever.
    "I don't know what crayon to use!" Was the hardest desicion ever.

  14. nobody* nobody*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:53am EDT
    I'm not yours and you're not mine,
    We can sit and pass the time...

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:54am EDT
    When I was 5
    I wanted to be a princess
    When I was 7
    I wanted to be a ninja
    When I was 10
    A wizard
    When I turned 13
    A musician
    And now
    I want to be anything I can be
    as long as it gets me out of here
    and isn't it sad that once you get older
    dreams don't matter as much
    as escaping does?
    -C.D.


  16. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  17. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:57am EDT
    "i don't want college girls thinking ' oh he looks like a painted african child.'"

  18. Sorrowful Sorrowful
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:59am EDT
    Broken heart....
    Broken mind....
    Broken soul....
    The only thing left to break is my will to live....

  19. lexysingasong lexysingasong
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:59am EDT
    if you're a directioner and you want a personal 1D imagine, ask me here on tumblr or if you don't have a tumblr, just tell me and i'll write one for you on your profile!
    http://these1derful-boys.tumblr.com/ask
    i just need your name, your 1D guy, and a situation/scenario! :)
    xx

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:59am EDT
    she was drowning
    but nobody saw her struggle

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