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Quotes added on Thursday, April 25 2013

  1. freakygal99 freakygal99
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    April 25, 2013 12:01am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when you leave your friends in your room for a few seconds... and come back to discover that one of them had lied down on the floor and gotten trampled by the dog.

  2. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:02am UTC
    *me in science this morning*
    teacher: (talks about experiment involving oreos)
    me: *gasp* OREOS?!
    me: *whispers* do we get to eat them?
    teacher: yes, all seven-eight?-no seven of them.
    me: (starts getting really excited and bouncy)
    Morgan: Oh god, all the teachers should be afraid today.
    me: why?
    Nick: WHY in Satan's underworld would you give her oreos? You should know this by now!
    me: SHHH! DON'T WARN THE WOMAN!! CRAZY PERSON!
    Morgan: we should all be afraid.
    science is my first period of the day

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:02am UTC
    Last night I dreamt someone loved me.
    NO HOPE. NO HARM. JUST ANOTHER FALSE ALARM

  4. Erinbean98 Erinbean98
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:03am UTC
    The Universe doesn't give you something you can't handle.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Everything happens for a reason, that is my belief.
    Therefore,
    I met you three months ago,
    Had a heart attack when I watched you drive away,
    Found you on here,
    All for some unknown reason....hmmm....I wonder what that reason could be....

  7. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    April 25, 2013 12:10am UTC
    9 hours total of looking at each other, and the only word said between the two of us was "Thanks" after you caught some stupid sign that blew away.

  8. Too_Many_Secrets Too_Many_Secrets
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    April 25, 2013 12:10am UTC
    I've annoyed and argued with my math teacher to the point that she hates me.
    Mission accomplished :)


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  10. Primadonna* Primadonna*
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    April 25, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Be brave, be strong,
    You are loved,
    You belong,
    One day you will see,
    You are exactly who you're supposed to be


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  13. videokid1111 videokid1111
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    April 25, 2013 12:16am UTC
    I'd kinda hope to wait for each other.. The whole, "do our own thing" thing isn't my style yo. :I


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  15. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:17am UTC
    I may not be loved but
    they always recall my name

  16. reganshea reganshea
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:21am UTC
    My best friend got a One Direction cut out of Harry for Christmas this year. (Which was a total suprise She didn't ask for it)
    But I SWEAR. If you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and you're half a sleep. That think is the Scariest F******G thing ever! I once fell in the floor crying.

  17. londonxmaye* londonxmaye*
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    April 25, 2013 12:29am UTC
    Told my crush I like him. ;-;

  18. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:32am UTC
    Beacause of you,
    I laugh a little louder.
    c ry alot less &
    Smile alot more.

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:36am UTC
    radio: Hey Mackelmore, can we go thri-
    me: NO!

  20. Too_Many_Secrets Too_Many_Secrets
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:37am UTC
    Playing God, aw nah here we go
    America the brave still fears what we don't know
    And God loves all his children, is somehow forgotten
    But we paraphrase a book written thirty-five-hundred years ago
    I don't know

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