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Quotes added on Tuesday, April 16 2013

  1. some1u_no2 some1u_no2
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:07am UTC
    A b c d e f g,
    gummy bears are chasing me,
    one is red,
    One is blue,
    One is trying to take my shoe,
    now I'm running for my life,
    because the red one has a knife!

  2. bravevalkyrie bravevalkyrie
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:11am UTC
    I need some awesome people to follow on TUMBLR!
    Woo! I got one a while back but never bothered adding a lot of people,
    so I'll follow you!
    and maybe you'll follow me?
    I dunno, oh well!
    Post your links and I'll check it out!
    mine is
    http://brave-scared-valkyrie.tumblr.com/

  3. akatsukiiprincess* akatsukiiprincess*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:14am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your mom tells you that she's
    gonna put you on birth control o.o

  4. julia* julia*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:14am UTC
    (i miss you, but you seem fine without me)

  5. BreLovesYou101 BreLovesYou101
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:15am UTC
    ok someone please tell me i can put pictures on my profile if so tell me how
    thx

  6. aaliyahmichelle143 aaliyahmichelle143
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:16am UTC
    if you are reading this, you have survived your life up until this point.
    You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devasation, the different phases of life.
    and here you are.
    you go, mothafcker.
    you're awesome.

  7. LosingAGrip LosingAGrip
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:18am UTC
    I Don't Have a Short Temper
    I Have a Quick Reaction to Bullsh*t

  8. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:19am UTC
    I used to laugh to hide my sadness now its jest a reflex i cant help it!!!!!!
    health teacher (everyone likes): you juys im not gonna be here for the next couple of days
    class: why!?
    health teacher: my nephew died
    class: awwww!
    me: hides sadistic smile
    health teacher: yeah he was about to turn 8, he's special ed
    class: ('0')
    me: laughs quietly
    girl in front: what happened?
    me: *oh god please no i feel bad enough*
    health teacher: he had a trick in his throat and he pulled it out on the bus on his way to school. They couldnt put it back in time
    class: *tears up*
    me: burst out laughing and crying at the same time

  9. LosingAGrip LosingAGrip
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:22am UTC
    "I LOVE THIS SONG"
    in other words I will play it over and over until I get annoyed of it

  10. rachiieex3 rachiieex3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:28am UTC
    Increase the peace
    Silence the violence
    The hate can wait
    Stop the war & hug more
    ☮☮☮☮☮☮
    (my own repost)

  11. rachiieex3 rachiieex3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:35am UTC
    My prayers go out to everyone in
    Boston,
    but not only is that the only place to worry for.
    It could happen again anytime, anyday, anywhere.
    So I pray for all of you.

  12. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:35am UTC
    If I fell would you catch me?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. smexy911 smexy911
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:39am UTC
    Pray for Boston I never thought anything like this would happen so close to my home.

  15. some1u_no2 some1u_no2
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:39am UTC
    When the teacher says
    we will be working in groups of two today so
    everyone choose a partner and you give your best friend the
    Most sexiest pedo look ever!

  16. Tiffany_xD Tiffany_xD
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:47am UTC
    Wouldn't it be awesome if your ipod
    could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it?

  17. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:53am UTC
    I want you all that are in boston to stay safe and you will be in my prayers and dreams. I love you all.

  18. summmer_love summmer_love
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:54am UTC
    Oh, another terrorist bombing.
    Okay, well done world.

  19. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 1:04am UTC
    Do me a favor,
    Smile.

  20. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 1:07am UTC
    But boys don't fall in love with sad girls.

:)

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