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Quotes added on Sunday, April 14 2013

  1. gigi58 gigi58
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:00am UTC
    In movies, aliens have powers and can move things with their minds and stuff.
    But, of all the planets
    Why do we have to be the planet without super powers?

  2. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:03am UTC
    Together forever
    Never apart
    Maybe in distance
    But never in heart

  3. LadyyBuggHoran LadyyBuggHoran
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:05am UTC
    "I get jealous, I get mad, I get worried, I get curious, That's because I care."

  4. nathaliee_xo nathaliee_xo
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:05am UTC
    Internet: laughing for 15 seconds adds two days to your life span
    Me: i laugh a lot
    Me: like every day
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: i am immortal

  5. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:05am UTC
    Waking up really wore me out, I guess it's time to go back to sleep.

  6. jooyjooy jooyjooy
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Childhood Memories:
    When you were riding your bike and it go stuck in dirt, and you could just pedal of you liked
    without going anyway.
    series?

  7. nathaliee_xo nathaliee_xo
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:07am UTC
    I hate when people say "we're expecting a baby."
    like, you know, it could be a baby, but it could also be a velociraptor

  8. onedirection_imagines onedirection_imagines
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:07am UTC
    Would anyone on this beautiful website like to a shout out to my account on instagram?
    My username is @_nialls_snowflake.
    It would be amazing, I just made the account today!
    I'm sorry, this sounds really desperate.
    If you'd like to co-own the account send me a kik.
    My kik name is _nialls_snowflake.
    Thank you lovely's!
    I hope you had/have a nice day!

  9. LadyyBuggHoran LadyyBuggHoran
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:09am UTC
    "Robin is red Nightwing is blue Rhyming is hard... I'M BATMAN!!!!!!"

  10. cherrycarey96 cherrycarey96
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:10am UTC
    I never thought I'd say this but,
    "I'm glad I'm still here."
    It really does get freaking better. Sure, there are gonna be some crap days, but there's also gonna be really great days. But that's life.
    You just have to patient, so please, stay ♥

  11. invisableninjas invisableninjas
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:11am UTC
    I dont want to be the princess waiting to be rescued. I want to go on an adventure. On an impossibly dangerous quest in search of him. The right him. I want to battle next to him and conquer together. I want to be the princess he falls in love with.

  12. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Wait, since when Top quotes have 100-150 faves ?
    Wow...where are all the Wittians?

  13. Jamie_x_Lynn Jamie_x_Lynn
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:16am UTC
    Just because I'm mad
    Doesn't mean I stopped caring.

  14. musicmaster musicmaster
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:19am UTC
    That akward moment when you're in class and it's completely silent and you start laughing really loud.

  15. hockeygirl00033 hockeygirl00033
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Watching the movie Miracle on Ice; it gets me every time. I momentarily forget they win. :')

  16. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:20am UTC
    As long as I have my cat
    I know I'm never alone
    and I know my cat can always make me smile..
    crazy cat lady forever brah :)

  17. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:22am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2161
    When the really hot
    guy you follow on tumblr
    deactivates his account.
    tumblr

  18. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:25am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2162
    The hottest guy in
    my school just made eye
    contact with me for two
    whole seconds. It's got
    to be fate.
    tumblr

  19. itsemily itsemily
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:27am UTC
    I like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and
    I'm at the front and whenever I get a new follower they
    receive a grass skirt and a coconut bra and join in the
    conga line and we all have a great time.

  20. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:28am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2163
    When you can't fit
    into any of the sexy
    Halloween costumes
    because your b---bs
    are too small.
    tumblr

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