Quotes added on Sunday, February 3 2013

mollie_babe
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February 3, 2013 12:00am UTC

Its gotta be the best love song she ever heard in her life

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iTori0716
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February 3, 2013 12:00am UTC

Bucket List # 13
I want to...
Sit front and center at an Ed Sheeran Concert, and have grab my hand and pull me up on stage with him <3

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maddiepoytress
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February 3, 2013 12:00am UTC

So basically,um...
♡I love you.♡

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Abigiggles*
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February 3, 2013 12:00am UTC

Bucket List
#13
Go to a Racal Flatts concert
And sit in the first row

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neonraver7
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February 3, 2013 12:01am UTC

So My Friend And I Went To A Haunted House...
*All of a sudden, a zombie pops out*
My friend: F*ck me!
Zombie: But we only just met!
Me: ...
Zombie: ...
Kid behind us: ...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iTori0716
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February 3, 2013 12:02am UTC

Bucket List # 14
I want to....
Ride on the back of a flying unicorn that farts rainbows and burps butterflies
*Dream Big*

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Abigiggles*
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February 3, 2013 12:03am UTC

Bucket list
#14
Ride on a dolphin

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iTori0716
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February 3, 2013 12:05am UTC

Bucket List # 15
I want to....
Be beautiful-inside and out, and have a random stranger come up to me telling me i am beautful, and then give each-other hugs

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Abigiggles*
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February 3, 2013 12:05am UTC

Bucket list
#15
Get a solo in a musical

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justthisgirl
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February 3, 2013 12:06am UTC

This is my first quote on Witty
I am now proud to call myself a true
WITTIAN<3

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iTori0716
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February 3, 2013 12:07am UTC

Bucket List # 16
I want to....
Drive a Cherry Red Ferrari on my SWEET 16!!!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Abigiggles*
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February 3, 2013 12:07am UTC

Bucket list
#16
Get a truck for my 16th birthday
<3

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*gloomy*
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February 3, 2013 12:07am UTC

Jimmy Fallon: Are you on Facebook?
Emma Stone: No, I had to delete my Facebook.
Jimmy Fallon: Why?
Emma Stone: I got addicted to "Farmville".
Jimmy Fallon: I know a little about it, but it's a fake farm.
Emme Stone: It doesn't feel fake, Jimmy.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Brightsock
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February 3, 2013 12:08am UTC

I LOVE OREOS!!!!!

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RandomationStudios
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February 3, 2013 12:10am UTC

Me: The Senator was supposed to come to school today, but he didn't have time.
Sister: Oh, you mean a half man half goat?
(She thinks I mean Saytr)
Me: What?
Sister:No,no,no, a half man half horse?
(She thinks I mean Centaur)
Me: What?!?
Sister: Wait,
(Pulls out a Percy Jackson book)
Me: Oh, child. Silly, silly child.

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Justdreaaam
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February 3, 2013 12:11am UTC

I need a witty bestfweeend . Buuut someone who ;
-Is 12-14
-Will text me .
-Won't judge me.
-Humorous .
- Isn't fake .
;D Yeaaah or Yeaaah ?

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