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Quotes added on Wednesday, January 30 2013

  1. Gimmeafive Gimmeafive
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:05am UTC
    Bro.. creepy how much this works >_<
    You never know :)
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!
    I know this is stupid, but every single one was true...it was scary....
    it's worth a shot.... XD
    why the hell not!

  2. Apryl_maex3 Apryl_maex3
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:05am UTC
    Being " Just Friends " with someone who once meant So Dang Much ! ):

  3. alligatorsky alligatorsky
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:09am UTC
    Things that make me smile;
    -You.

  4. nowimonlyfallingapart nowimonlyfallingapart
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Why is blood the prettiest of the colors?

  5. Apryl_maex3 Apryl_maex3
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Being " Just Friends " with someone who once meant So Dang Much ! ):

  6. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:14am UTC
    He lies. She cries.
    He's not sorry, but he apologizes.
    She complains, he doesn't change.
    But yet, she still stays.

  7. thechroniclesoftass thechroniclesoftass
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:15am UTC
    you're so bipolar i can't handle you anymore.
    i love it when you say something and then deny it and make me look bad.
    you're terrible.

  8. reinventlove reinventlove
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Nobody actually believes I have an eating disorder because I'm so overweight.

  9. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:22am UTC
    Taylor Swift: There is nothing I do better than revenge!
    Me: yes im sure your songs hurt their feelings so bad

  10. nostalgicflower nostalgicflower
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:22am UTC
    I don't know what i want to do with my life
    right now.
    Is that really such a bad thing?

  11. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:24am UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    get off the computer they said
    It will be fun they said

  12. MissBookSmart MissBookSmart
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:25am UTC
    "Don't sh*t where you eat."
    -People Like Us
    Well no sh*t, Sherlock.

  13. Kittyatethehuman Kittyatethehuman
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:27am UTC
    Confession #2
    I'm going to start smoking.
    It seems like a good release and I know where to get the cigs for free.
    (it wont be hard-core smoking, just whenever I feel stressed)

  14. unforgetableCaleb unforgetableCaleb
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:29am UTC
    You always thanked me for saving you from driving down that one-way road.
    You always thanked me from saving you from acrossing the road when that car came out of no where and almost hit you.
    You always thanked me from helping you out in situations you needed help in.
    I'm so sorry I couldn't save you this time Micah.
    It will haunt me for the rest of my life. Rest In Peace.
    </3
    ----------It'sCaleb----------

  15. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:31am UTC
    I Love You.
    I want to be with you forever and ever. If your reading this. You've helped me through so much.
    Would You Marry Me?
    To: Witty

  16. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:34am UTC
    they should have a social skills class starting in like 6 or 7th grade like in middle school
    because im sure that would be extreamly helpful to most of us wittians

  17. PowerTumbler411 PowerTumbler411
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:38am UTC
    I've always wanted to be one of those girls who can pull off anything. Show up to school in yoga pants and a sweatshirt and people think, "she still looks good." But I don't think I ever will be.

  18. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:39am UTC
    "&& If She Matters She's Worth Understanding"
    ♡♥

  19. WhatTheFlagsnot WhatTheFlagsnot
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:40am UTC
    Just out of curiosity...
    Name the the people you think are the most witty famous.

  20. a l a y n a ✌* a l a y n a ✌*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Tell me the truth, and not lies.

:)

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