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Quotes added on Tuesday, January 29 2013

  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:26am UTC
    people on the internet: you're so pretty, who wouldn't date you?
    people in real life: ewwww you're so ugly, who would date you?

  2. lifeontheline lifeontheline
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:30am UTC
    i don't know if im getting better
    or
    im just used to the pain.?

  3. iloveu4ever51 iloveu4ever51
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:39am UTC
    Sometimes you just have to fight it through and i hope seriously that whoever reads my quotes remmebr i'll help u out jst talk to me on chat or comment but ur not alone! stay strong p.s this is my 101 quote so yeah =D

  4. lifeontheline lifeontheline
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:41am UTC
    when you loose your best guy friend of 2 years... that hurts

  5. jooyjooy jooyjooy
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:43am UTC
    Me: Likes my own quote.
    *3 min Later*
    Me: Yay, I have a notification
    *checks it*
    Me: aww Just me again


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. DepressedWaiting DepressedWaiting
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:46am UTC
    Boo you
    Tonasten
    74
    W
    Holmium
    67
    Ho
    Rhenium
    75
    Re

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:53am UTC
    Darling Darling don't you see?
    All you're saying?
    IT'S KILLING ME.
    MQ

  9. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:10am UTC
    It's hard to find the line between
    --
    Being in love with someone
    and
    Being in love with the idea of being with them


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:22am UTC
    Me: *typing essay*
    Me: *saves*
    Me: *close*
    Microsoft word: Do you wish to save changes?
    Me: O.O!

  12. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:26am UTC
    Found this in the newspaper recently.
    " Same s-x marriage will obviously lead to
    people marrying animals.
    It will also lead to group marriages where
    three or more individuals will want to marry
    each other.
    Some people will demand to marry THINGS
    such as rocks or trees or caves.
    Then people will fall in love with mountains,
    forests and rivers, and want to marry them.
    This will lead to people wanting to marry
    landscapes and entire ecosystems including
    vast herds of buffalo or wildebeest...
    ... which will lead to the ultimate disaster:
    humans falling in love with the Earth and
    wanting to live in peace with it 'til death they do part ♥ "
    *if you guys didnt get it, the author is being sarcastic
    please dont hate. i thought it was really clever.

  13. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:27am UTC
    ♥You♥
    Won't
    Always
    Remember
    Me ....
    Read the opposite of each word

  14. dontwannagrowup dontwannagrowup
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:30am UTC
    honestly i am laying here crying while im listening to believe acoustic not because im overly obsessed with justin bieber but because i feel his emotions and theyre overwhelmingly real

  15. alisonDB21 alisonDB21
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:32am UTC
    That awkward moment when you drop crums down your cleavage
    Like seriously, sometimes my bòòbs eat more than I do.

  16. JasmineTaylorS67 JasmineTaylorS67
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:37am UTC
    I know what it's like to want to die;
    how it hurts to smile;
    how you try to fit in but you cant;
    how you hurt your self on the outside;
    to try to kill the thing that's on the inside

  17. That_Irish_Kid That_Irish_Kid
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:42am UTC
    wanting to talk to someone, but you have to make all the effort. They just dont message you, no matter how much they say they want to.

  18. BeOriginal204 BeOriginal204
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:47am UTC
    Today i said "je t'aime" ( I love you or I like you) to my boyfriend when we were joking around . I have never told him " I love you "before... But I do.. very much.
    Anyway he thought I told him I loved him when really i meant to say " I like you " . Later, he was pushing me around and i said " youre mean, i dont like you ..." he said : I dont "like you" either... feelings mutual
    What does this mean, I'm so confused. SOMEONE HELLPPP .


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:54am UTC
    Why can't i do anything right?
    i need to be shot point blank.
    IN THE FACE.
    mq

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