Found this in the newspaper recently.
" Same s-x marriage will obviously lead to
people marrying animals.
It will also lead to group marriages where
three or more individuals will want to marry
each other.
Some people will demand to marry THINGS
such as rocks or trees or caves.
Then people will fall in love with mountains,
forests and rivers, and want to marry them.
This will lead to people wanting to marry
landscapes and entire ecosystems including
vast herds of buffalo or wildebeest...
... which will lead to the ultimate disaster:
humans falling in love with the Earth and
wanting to live in peace with it 'til death they do part ♥ "
*if you guys didnt get it, the author is being sarcastic
please dont hate. i thought it was really clever.