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Quotes added on Sunday, January 27 2013

  1. QJAQDJ QJAQDJ
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:00am UTC
    Things Every Guy Should Know
    # 3
    we like when you hug us from behind and put your arms around our waist . its the truth <3

  2. Asking_Alexis Asking_Alexis
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:00am UTC
    "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Bat. Watch Me Kill Your Favorite Cat."
    -Joker

  3. Aspyn18 Aspyn18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:00am UTC
    I don't see how someone like you could ever even think about someone like me. I have such a hopeless crush on you, I practically hate myself for even thinking I'd ever have a chance with someone as amazing as you..

  4. Goodyloc Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:01am UTC
    A successful man is one that makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful women is one that can find such a man.

  5. sparkels1998 sparkels1998
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:02am UTC
    Lol...'kay. Uh..what just happened? .-.

  6. cowgirl12 cowgirl12
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:02am UTC
    Me having muscles makes me a lesbian? What? I workout to be better at sports thank you very much. Yes, I am not skinny, but you know what my fat isn't all fat. It's mostly muscle. I am sorry, but learn the definition of these words before you throw them out like that. Duh.

  7. Saige112 Saige112
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:04am UTC
    Guess who just learned the cup game?
    Me!

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:05am UTC
    I'm the man who had the cheese
    I'm the man who had the jerky
    We put 'em both together
    And, yeah, it really workey
    Cheese jerky
    Say what? Say what?


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Goodyloc Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

  11. Maddi Motionless* Maddi Motionless*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:06am UTC
    His sister hates the fact that we're happy together...

  12. unicorncupcake10 unicorncupcake10
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Most piontless song ever when "clean"
    Stupid H03
    And there really is a clean version.

  13. MonthlyMail MonthlyMail
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:07am UTC
    Sweat Pants, Hair Tied, Chillin' With No Make-Up On.
    That'S When You're The Prettiest,
    I Hope You Don't Take It Wrong.

  14. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Never trust an angel you meet on the ground.
    They were meant to soar, not crawl.

  15. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Cupid's Chokehold
    Chapter (I honestly have no idea so just pretend this is the number I'm on I don't feel like checking)
    MARIAH’S POV
    Soon after Stevie and Niall left, Louis knocked at the door. I opened it and he smiled.
    “Well look who’s dressed all nice for the Tommo,” he said and I laughed.
    “Would you rather me go change into sweat pants and a hoodie?” I asked.
    “Either way you’re beautiful,” he said and I felt myself blush.
    He grabbed my hand and led me out the door, not giving me time to grab a light jacket. We had planned to just go for a walk around central park because it’s so nice being there late at night. We sat down on a bench and I shivered a little bit. Even in late spring it’s still a bit chilly at night.
    “Cold, love?” Louis asked and I nodded.
    “That stinks,” he said and I scoffed. “I’m kidding!”
    He took off his sweatshirt and gave it to me, still chuckling. After I put it on, he put his arm around me, pulling me closer to him.
    “Can I tell you a secret,” he asked me.
    “Yeah, sure,” I said.
    “The boys and I all saw Stevie and you on YouTube for the first time together but I actually saw a video of you by yourself doing a Twitcam,” he chuckled. “I saw it months before the other guys and I even met.”
    “Really?” I chuckled. “Was it the one where I got bored and started singing—“
    “You gotta strut like you mean it, free your mind. It's not enough just to dream it. C'mon c'mon get up when you feel it it's your chance to shine. Strut like you mean it, c'mon c'mon c'mon,” he sang.
    “Shut up,” I whined. “I was what 16 when that happened? And I was bored.”
    “It was hilarious,” he said and I stuck my tongue out at him.
    “Shush, child,” I said and he made a face.
    “I’m older than you,” he said and I sighed.
    “I just can’t win can I?” I said and he laughed.
    “Probably not,” he said.
    We just hung out really, talking and laughing. After a while we heard a familiar loud laugh not too far away. I turned around to find Niall and Stevie, hand in hand, Niall obviously laughing at something Stevie said.
    “Ready for a double date?” I asked Lou and he looked at me, confused.
    “Hey guys!” Niall said. “Didn’t expect to see you two here.”
    “Neither did we!” Louis chuckled.
    We all talked for a moment and headed back to me and Stevie’s hotel. Stevie was looking around through old things and pulled out a piece of paper.
    “Hey Mar,” she chuckled. “Remember this?”
    STEVIE’S POV
    After going back to the hotel with Louis, Mariah, and Niall, we were all goofing around and looking through old stuff Mariah and I had with us. I found a really old note in my jacket pocket and looked at it.
    “Hey Mar,” I chuckled. “Remember this?”
    “Oh my God,” she said, looking at the note. “This is from when I was having trouble with that kid!”
    “Yeah I know,” I said.
    “What is that?” Niall asked.
    “It’s an old note,” Mariah said. “Stevie read it.”
    I cleared my throat dramatically and started reading the note. “Dear Mariah. I know you’re having trouble now and I don’t know if this will help or not, but I want you to remember, when I somehow get famous and take you with me; he’ll wonder why he ever played those games with your head. He’ll wish he stayed good friends with you and never lied. You’ll be better off, with loads of people chasing after you just because they want a hug or a “hello” and then they’ll probably never see you again. You’ll get an amazing admirer who’s famous and he’ll turn into your boyfriend (I’d use a name but what if someone finds this? LOL). The best part is you’ll forget about him but he’ll never forget about you. You’ll be successful and have a great boyfriend and he’ll be feeling like you now. I’m sorry if this makes things worse, I tried, but I think you need to know that things can get better from here. They can and they will.
    From Stevie.”

  16. Goodyloc Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:09am UTC
    Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:11am UTC
    { I WOKE UP AND
    WISHED THAT I WAS DEAD WITH AN ACHING
    IN MY HEAD; I LAY MOTIONLESS IN BED.
    I THOUGHT OF YOU & WHERE YOU'D GONE,
    AND THE WORLD SPINS MADLY ON.

  20. LittleOne12 LittleOne12
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:11am UTC
    When I'm browsing Witty,
    I have this really cool quote up in my head.
    I'm so excited to make it
    when I have to pee,
    and forget it.
    minee.

:)

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