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Quotes added on Thursday, January 24 2013

  1. pieloverhehe5225 pieloverhehe5225
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:00am UTC
    don't say something if you
    don't know the whole truth

  2. Aspyn18 Aspyn18
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:03am UTC
    Don't tell me not to hurt myself when I have to look at these scars everyday, the ones that once caused me so much pain, just as they are now..

  3. StripedLife StripedLife
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:07am UTC
    I wish Witty had a "bitter-sweet" category.

  4. lovesomuchithurts lovesomuchithurts
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:11am UTC
    Come on everyone,
    tampons are friends not food.

  5. justanothergirl529 justanothergirl529
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:11am UTC
    A legitimate conversation between my friend and me.
    Guy: Are you coming tonight??
    Me: Nope
    Guy: Oh, well i was thinking of giving you something...(talking about a kiss)
    Me: A high five?!:D
    Guy: No-.-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. HealthNerd101 HealthNerd101
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Health 101
    Don't eat 3 square meals a day. It's not good for you metabolism.
    Metabolism(noun): A chemical raction occuring withing every living organism to maintain life.
    Instead, eat about 5 to 6 times a day.How cool is that! The only thing is, only eat about 250-275 calories everytime you eat.
    Although is really depends on how much calories you should consume in a day. Take that number, then divide it by the number of times your planning on eating and now yoy have the number of calories per "meal."
    So, maybe next time reach for an apple instead of the doughnut.


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  10. Musiclovez13 Musiclovez13
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:24am UTC
    What Is Heartbroken?
    It is lying on the bathroom floor trying your hardest to breath.
    Simultaneously wondering why it went wrong, how are you gonna get up and pretend like everything is alright and what the hell are you going to do about that hole in your chest.
    Yeah, that's it.

    Notmine

  11. burgy23 burgy23
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:31am UTC
    so sick of crying everyday.


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  13. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:39am UTC
    SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…

  14. KathrynAlexis KathrynAlexis
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:39am UTC
    If he's the right guy,
    He won't leave.
    ~cat leaves~
    *sobbing*

  15. cheerful cheerful
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:42am UTC
    Love under one condition only..and that condition is unconditionally.. Have you read the saga of unconditional.

  16. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:45am UTC
    “Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he’s a bronzefish.”
    -Spongebob

  17. thechroniclesoftass thechroniclesoftass
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:47am UTC
    Honestly I want more than anything to stop talking to you,
    But I can't because
    I love you more than I could ever love myself.

  18. HealthNerd101 HealthNerd101
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:48am UTC
    Health 101
    Do you want to lose 1 pound a week?
    So,first, reduce you calorie intake by 500 caloriea a day. Don't worry, you don't have to starve.
    500 calories is like a Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger. It's easy math. 500 times 7 is 3500 calories and 3500 calories are in a pound.
    So, maybe next time reach for an apple instead of the cheeseburger

  19. CassieMarieLevin12 CassieMarieLevin12
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:50am UTC
    Im selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, than you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. -Marilyn Monroe

  20. alligatorsky alligatorsky
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:52am UTC
    "If for some reason, twenty years from now, you're looking at my grave, thinking back twenty years ago, to the girl with the smile but emotionally destroyed? I just want you to know, that you're the reason."
    -Unknown

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