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Quotes added on Thursday, December 20 2012

  1. officialmona officialmona
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    HARRY POTTER JOKES #10
    Cedric: proffessor, can you predict what I will be doing a few years from now?
    Proffesor Firenze: Of course, of course...
    *see's Cedric in the glass ball dead*
    Proffesor Firenze: Oh, dear boy. THE HORROR

  2. AnotherAverageTeenageGirl AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Hey guys...
    So I need advice. I have no idea what to do. There is like guy in my sisters conformation class(they are 8th graders by the way) who I'm pretty sure likes me. But I'm three years older than him, and don't feel that way about him at all. I don't want to lose our friendship, or my friendship with him twin brother because I do enjoy talking to them, but its sooo awkward to be around him anymore.
    What should I do? Should I ignore it and hope it goes away? Or do I address it? Like I'm completely lost on what to do in this situation. Does anyone have any ideas/advice for me?

  3. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I'm falling deeper, and deeper
    into this pit of pure
    Saddness


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. AmberLynn09 AmberLynn09
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Today during class,
    My teacher asked us why we thought this man was leading this child in the book we were reading. So this kid goes, he's seducing him! My whole class was hysterically laughing. My teacher said he probally meant abduce.
    format by fadesandformats

  6. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I dont tell anyone my
    secrets anymore.Because
    if I can't hold them in
    myself. How can i expect
    Anyone else to?

  7. Norellana Norellana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:05am UTC
    This night is flawless, don't you let it go
    I'm wonder-struck, dancing around all alone
    I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
    I was enchanted to meet you
    Please don't be in love with someone else
    Please don't have somebody waiting on you

  8. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:05am UTC
    So many time i want to cry till i can't
    breath. But i just put a smile on
    my face, so no one
    Will see.

  9. Erinbean98 Erinbean98
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:07am UTC
    He knows me better than I know myself.< 3

  10. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Somethimes I just want to leave
    and just stay away for
    A little while.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:10am UTC
    AND I THINK WE CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE REACTIONS OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO GIVE BIRTH TO TWINS OR TRIPLETS:
    "OMFG I ASKED FOR ONE BUT I GOT TWO??"
    "SO DID WE GET THREE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE OR--"

  12. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:10am UTC
    And why can't I just go and leave
    This Place?

  13. ALRSouthAlabamaJaguar ALRSouthAlabamaJaguar
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:12am UTC
    So, I'm wrong because I only believe in the natural universe and the laws within it? And you're right because you believe in the invisible man in the sky? Please explain to me how that works lol.

  14. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:12am UTC
    11:11-->
    what do you wish for?

  15. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:13am UTC
    As much as this is killing me and tearing me apart. I won't show it because you don't deserve to see what you have done
    Worked.

  16. !* !*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:13am UTC
    was’ 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
    When 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven’s gate.
    Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air.
    They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there. They were filled with such joy; they didn’t know what to say.
    They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day.
    “Where are we?” asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
    “This is heaven” declared a small boy. “We’re spending Christmas at God’s house”.
    He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same.
    Then He opened His arms and He called them by name.
    And in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring,
    Those children all flew into the arms of their King…
    And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
    One small girl turned and looked at Jesus’ face.
    And as if He could read all the questions she had,
    He gently whispered to her, “I’ll take care of mom and dad."
    Then He looked down on earth, the world far below…
    He saw all of the hurt, the sorrow, and woe…
    Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand,
    “Let My power and presence re-enter this land!"
    Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran…
    All displaying enthusiasm that only a small child can.
    And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight,
    In the midst of this darkness, “I am still the Light.”
    ~Author Unknown

  17. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Everyone tells you that you deserve better
    then no one is willing to be
    The one.

  18. Erinbean98 Erinbean98
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:19am UTC
    And he just makes my whole entire day
    over and over again.
    < 3

  19. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Everything will work out,
    Don't give up.
    Your stronger than that

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Have You Ever Survey:
    Given a Hickey? - lol no
    Had a one night stand? - haha no..
    Made someone cry? - :( I hope not
    Opened your Christmas presents early? - hell no, that sh.its serious.
    Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? - si, t'was the best 10 hrs, too.
    Pretended to be someone you weren't online? - nopee, said my middle name was my first, though.
    Eaten food that fell on the floor? - ew, no, my sisters dog pees on the floor.
    Been caught cheating? - never cheated so nothing to catch.
    Been caught naked? - ew, no.
    Flashed someone? - haha my sister.
    Gone out without underwear on? - yeah... I don't see what's wrong with it.
    Got into a fist fight? - yesss
    Swallowed bath water? - when I was a kid.
    Peed in the pool? - no, have a weird peeing issue.
    Thrown up in public? - almost, but no.
    Been so drunk you can't walk? - never drank.
    Peed in public? - pshh I can't even pee in a public toilet.
    Broken wind and blamed someone else? - nope
    Done something mean you regretted? - yes :(
    Ever played pull my finger? - haha nahh

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