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Quotes added on Wednesday, November 28 2012

  1. OnceUponAStory OnceUponAStory
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:00am UTC
    THE LETTER. THE CHANGE. THE LIE.
    Chapter 55
    Please read the A/N
    *Middle of May*
    "bye Katia," my mom said holding me tight.
    "Bye Mom. I'll call you tomorrow," I told her. She let go of me and nodded. My dad walked into the house and said they needed to leave. My mom grabbed her purse and walked out of the house. I watched from a window as they drove away. My parents and sisters were leaving to visit my grandparents that live in South Carolina.
    I would normally be joining them but I had plans of my own this summer, which involved flying over seas to England Wednesday. Yupp I was spending my summer in England! The boys invited me out and after some begging and making some promises my parents finally agreed. Mia was coming with too of course, she and Niall were still dating. At the end of the month it would be their 8 month anniversary. Ashlyn was coming with too, she and Louis have been dating for 6 months now Honestly they have been the best and worst 6 months of my life.
    It was only 9 in the morning so I walked back to my room. I stared at the suitcase on my bedroom floor and decided I might as well packing. I grabbed all the clothes that I planned taking with out of my closet and laid them on my bed. I pulled out two outfits for school and started packing. Yes I said for school. I don't get out until Tuesday at 1:45, which really sucks.
    About halfway through packing I got a text message.
    Last weekend of the school year!! :D ~Mia
    And then summer vacation!!~Katia
    England here we come! haha(: ~Mia
    4 days, counting today~Katia
    4 whole days until I get to see Nialler!!~Mia
    haha someones excited~Katia
    Yeah... Only 4 days until you get to see Lou (; ~Mia
    Yeah, Ashlyn must be so happy to see HER boyfriend~Katia
    /: ~Mia
    I got up and decided to make some lunch. It was only 11:30 but I preferred to eat early. I made a small sandwich and cut up an apple. After eating I decided to hop in the shower. I had just finished putting on my jeans and shirt when I heard someone at the door.
    "Coming!" I yelled running out of my room. I pushed my barking dog out of the way as I opened the door a crack to see who it was. "Hello?"
    I looked out but there wasn't anyone there. I opened the door a little bit more and stuck my head out.
    "Aaaggghhhh!" Someone yelled jumping at me. I screamed and jumped back opening the door wide enough for my dog to get out. I looked up at the face that had just scared me.
    "Louis? What are you doing here?" I asked. He was still laughing at me for jumping.
    "Louis I told you not to scare her," I heard another British voice say. I looked up and saw the rest of the guys come up the driveway.
    "But did you see her face? It was so worth it!" Louis continued to laugh at me. I gave him my sass master face and then turned to give the rest of the boys a hug hello.
    "What are you guys doing here?" I asked. We were supposed to be flying out to them, not them coming here.
    "we wanted to surprise you!" Niall said happy as ever.
    "Surprise!" Louis screamed into my ear.
    "What are you surprising me with?" I asked. They were already taking me to England for an entire summer.
    "Is our presence not enough of a gift?" Louis asked jokingly.
    "Louis being around you is anything but a gift," I joked with him. He pretended to get offended when Niall started complaining about being hungry.
    "Come on, I have stuff to make sandwiches," I told them inviting them all in.
    AUTHORS NOTE: Hey guys so i'm kinda getting bored of this story, but i still have a million ideas for it sooo I'm thinking of getting it to a part of getting it where I can take a break and then do a short story in between and then maybe write some more it. I wanted to get some thoughts on that first though. If i do do that though don't be surprised lol. So tell me what you think! Thank you sooo much for reading! Love you all!

  2. WITTYMAN WITTYMAN
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I wanna girllllllll
    lllllllWho loves me
    Who thinks im cute, handsom, funny, who likes to see me, talk to me, hang out.

  3. desultori* desultori*
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    November 28, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Lol
    People are saying that on March 15
    facebook will be shut down because of
    'over population'
    probably from 12 year old fa.gs
    and fake b.itches.

  4. poogpoorpooapoocpooe poogpoorpooapoocpooe
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I love unicorns and other corns

  5. PowerTumbler411 PowerTumbler411
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I just went through my list of followers and follwed all of them.

  6. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:09am UTC
    *Lunch Conversation*
    Ashley: *laughs* I put truths but I meant to say truck. I want a truths. *laughs*
    Me: You're retarded.
    Ashley: Shut up.
    Me: No.
    Ashley: Yes.
    Me: No.
    Ashley: Yess.
    Me: *pauses* Oh yeah, still no.
    Ashley: Horse shít.
    Me: Did you call me horse shít or whóre shít?
    Ashley: *starts laughing*
    Tiana: *spits out drink*
    Me: Not that it matters cause they're both..pretty bad.
    Ashley: Whóre shít. *laughs some more*
    Me: Whóre shít, also known as prostitute poop.
    Tiana: *laughs*
    Ashley: *laughs*
    Me: Fúcking whóre shít.
    Ashley: oh my god, i cant breathe *keeps laughing*
    Me: Fúck whóre shít. That's our moto here at Whóre Shít Academy.
    Tiana: Kelsie you should be a comedian. *laughs*
    Me: Only if you join Whóre Shít Academy..Oh don't forget children, spred the word..to all your friends..
    Ashley: *falls out of chair laughing*
    Me: Awh horse shít.

  7. Hehe14 Hehe14
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    November 28, 2012 12:09am UTC
    MONKEY MONKKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY
    GUESS WHO
    LIKES
    MONKEYS!

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Me at school: I don't get this. I'll use my calculator for 2 + 2 just in case I get 5...
    Me trying to sleep: who created pi? Who DISCOVERED pi? why is pi never ending? Whats the square root of 567? -gasp- I should write an essay on how the American Revolution impacted the taxes of today.

  9. poogpoorpooapoocpooe poogpoorpooapoocpooe
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I love union j

  10. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:12am UTC
    BING
    is an awesome way to not use google. it's great, actually!
    Why don't we use it, just once?
    lol just kidding bing is just a sad wannabe google.
    sorry, bing.

  11. PinkPerfectionGirl PinkPerfectionGirl
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:14am UTC
    All I want is for you to talk to me,
    Is that too much for a girl to ask for?!?

  12. takemetoneverland* takemetoneverland*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:18am UTC
    I need sleep .... but I can't sleep </3 he's on my mind 24/7 and I feel like Im slowly dieing , knowing he is with her now . He never gave me a chance . I still love him . .... </3
    *Just a vent *
    Please dont read if it bothers you . I just needed to get it out . Thanks .

  13. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Dad: Hey did I tell you about what happened to me at the store?
    Me: Nope.
    Dad: Oh, ok well. I just bought cashews and I was walking back to the car. This old lady about late 60's early 70's asked me if I'd help her move the tv from her cart to her car. Of course, I said yes. But she then said.. "Let me hold your nuts for you." I didn't say anything else after that.
    Me: *dies laughing*
    *20 minutes later*
    Dad: I need to go to Kroger.
    Me: Don't buy anymore nuts.
    Dad: What? Why?
    Me: Old ladys will want to hold them for you.

  14. love_me8732 love_me8732
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:19am UTC
    For Chirstmas
    Can someone please get me some co-ordination?

  15. inthebackground inthebackground
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    November 28, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Can't you see what's happening to me...I'm falling apart piece by piece...and this sucks...but you know what...I have to be the strong one even though I stay up all night crying and go to school and pass out and have horrible grades right now...and my mom's fine with that because she understands I'm not okay...and she lets me be as is...because not even she knows what to do with me...

  16. xxMaddixx101 xxMaddixx101
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:22am UTC
    24
    Days till we die

  17. NancyCaceres NancyCaceres
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:22am UTC
    i won't say sorry when i did nothing wrong.
    just because you're mad, doesn't mean i care.
    nmq

  18. _AllOfMyConfessions _AllOfMyConfessions
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:23am UTC
    I really need someone..
    I think i'm going to end this life..</3

  19. Korilakkuma Korilakkuma
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:23am UTC
    I log off because I'm bored...
    I log back on in 5 minutes because I'm bored.
    ._.

  20. love_me8732 love_me8732
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:25am UTC
    LOL'S
    Getting up after class, putting on my backpack and trying to grab the second strap.
    Ended up running in a circle like a dog chasing its tail!
    YOLO

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