Quotes added on Saturday, November 10 2012

hanna1995
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November 10, 2012 12:00am UTC

3 Levels of Pain
1.) Pain
2.) Excruciating Pain
3.) Stepping on a Lego

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SamiLynn
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November 10, 2012 12:01am UTC

Dear Mother Nature,
I'd like to cancel my monthly subscription.
Sincerely,
Every girl on earth.

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dont_forget_i_love_you
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November 10, 2012 12:01am UTC

Seems the only one who doesn't see your beauty
Is the face in the mirror looking back at you
You walk around here thinking you're not pretty
But that's not true, 'cause I know you
Hold on baby, you're losing it
The water's high, you're jumping into it
And letting go and no one knows
That you cry but you don't tell anyone
That you might not be the golden one
And you're tied together with a smile
But you're coming undone
I guess it's true that love was all you wanted
'Cause you're giving it away like it's extra change
Hoping it will end up in his pocket
But he leaves you out like a penny in the rain
Oh, 'cause it's not his price to pay
Not his price to pay
Hold on baby, you're losing it
The water's high, you're jumping into it
And letting go and no one knows
That you cry but you don't tell anyone
That you might not be the golden one
And you're tied together with a smile
But you're coming undone
Hold on baby, you're losing it
The water's high, you're jumping into it
And letting go and no one knows
That you cry but you don't tell anyone
That you might not be the golden one
And you're tied together with a smile
But you're coming undone
You're tied together with a smile
But you're coming undone
Goodbye, baby
With a smile, baby, baby

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Bananana2397
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:01am UTC

ever had those nights when you think youlll never be good enough? youll sit and think he will never want to be with me. you know your getting your hopes up but you cant stop thinking about him. yeah im having one of those nights.

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alybear8
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:04am UTC

I was walking behind the most popular girl in school.
I started talking to her and I saw this huge gash in her wrist.
"Oh god maddy what did you do?" I said without noticing the scars under it.
"Oh I burnt it on my straightner. I'm so dumb!" She laughed.
"Maddy...what are those scars under your wrist?" I took her arm and examined them
"Uh..." I could hear the pain in her voice.
"Maddy...you didnt..did you?"
"I did.. i couldnt help it."
"Your going to be okay i wont tell anyone" I assured her.
Guys, popular people can have problems too. Don't assume.

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LoveIsBeauty20
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:06am UTC

I was fine on witty until I looked at all my qoutes and see that Majority are about him and now we don't even talk.. :/.
Its okay...Ill be alright.He was a good memory:))

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:08am UTC

"The fact that gay marriage isn't legal everywhere at this point is a joke."
-Adam Levine.
<3

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penandpaper
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:08am UTC

I love you
but it's a shame you don't exist.

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:10am UTC

Solution to Obesity Epedemic:
1. Obtain Nicotine
2. Put smallish amounts of Nicotine in salad and health food stuff
3. Everylne is addicted to healthy food
4. Obesity problem solved!

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notawhore
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:10am UTC

haha i just love how after he makes me suffer so much he says it was all a JOKE likr wtf ya and me crying myself to sleep was fake and our whole relationship was fake to

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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iloveyoursmile
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:11am UTC

today?
today I am fourteen.
I don't want favourites, or comments.
What I want for my birthday, is for each every one of you witty girls/guys to genuinely feel beautiful.
Today, when you have a moment to spare, I want you to go to a mirror. I want you to tell yourself outloud, that you ARE good enough. That you ARE unique. That your ARE beautiful.
Today for my birthday, I want you to feel good about yourself.
I want you to love yourself for once. There's no shame in that. However, there is shame in hiding your beautiful soul from the world, because of that little voice inside your head that keeps nagging at you. The little voice that nibbles on your self-esteem everyday. The same damn voice that tells you to believe what the bullies are telling you.
You know what makes today extra special? It's the fact that you are going to stand up to that little voice. You are going to forget about that voice for today. Do it for me, but also for you. Do it for those who never had the chance, or the strength to do so.
You are so lucky to be alive, because you have the privelege of using the words "One day I'd like to be..."
The beauty of the whole situation is you get to choose what you are one day. If you want to be a doctor, great. If you want to be a fireman, great. If you want to be a nurse, a waiter, a waitress, a bartender, a party planner, whatever you WANT to be.... FANTASTIC.
Your life, your choices.
But just for today, please...Just feel beautiful.

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:12am UTC

Kids must always wear seatbelts.
...unless you put 50 of them in one vehicle.

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Winter_Rose
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:12am UTC

I'm sick of crying myself to sleep every night....

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jULi3x94
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:13am UTC

Dear broken hearted girls, hold your
head up high and your middle fingers higher.
Let him know what he's missing ;♥

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askingmaryann
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:15am UTC

You should have
killed me when you had the chance.

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JustOurGirlyThings
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:16am UTC

knowing everything will be better, no matter what situation you're in.
justgirlythings

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AveMariaa20
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:17am UTC

New Profilee:))
I made a new profile because I looked at some of my past posts and they arnt me.Plus,I just started coming on witty again.Ive changed and I think a new profile will be good:D.
Follow me and Ill Follow Back!

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hanna1995
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:17am UTC

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you like Harry Potter?
9¾

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BeRecklessBeBrave
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:20am UTC

It's so awkward talking to you now, alot of things have changed..
I hate it.

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