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Quotes added on Saturday, October 13 2012

  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:35am UTC
    shoutout to my computer screen
    for having to stare at my face all day and not throwing itself out a window

  2. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:37am UTC
    and I sort of want to ask you how your days are with this girl
    how much you love her, how she means the world
    and I sort of want you to realize that I could've been that girl
    and I could have been the world
    oh, I could've meant the world
    to
    you
    but you would never know

  3. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:37am UTC
    i think i found my country boy
    just have to start talking to him at school now like alot more

  4. it_will_be_ok it_will_be_ok
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:38am UTC
    "let's go for it,
    stop joking around,
    and make art."

  5. So_This_Is_Life So_This_Is_Life
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:38am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Today,
    He took a surprise picture of me on his phone, set it as his background, and randomly
    bought me my favourtie chocolate bar.
    Ladies and gentlemen, HE IS PERFECT
    nmf

  6. _ZOE_ _ZOE_
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:38am UTC
    the less you use your eyes
    the more you see

  7. Suffering Suffering
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:40am UTC
    You have no idea what I'm going through.

  8. iluvmonkeys iluvmonkeys
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:42am UTC
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  9. it_will_be_ok it_will_be_ok
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:42am UTC
    *at choir festival with some of my choir*
    *lunchtime*
    Terance: *comes out of bathroom*
    Andre: did you flush your poop?
    Terance: I didn't poop...
    Andre: yeah, you got up and said you had to poop. I bet you stunk it up in there. you better apologize to whoever went in after you.
    Terance: but I didn't poop.
    Andre: *yells* EVERYBODY TERANCE POOPED!
    Terance: -____-

  10. musicgirl109 musicgirl109
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:42am UTC
    I'm married to the music, for better or for worse.
    You say that I'm privileged but my gift is my curse.
    I can't recall the last time someone asked me how I was.
    Last I checked I was a f*cking wreck.
    I called for help and no one showed up.

  11. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:42am UTC
    Me: *complaining* omg its freezing cold I'm gonna freeze to death and die of hypothermia... And what if it rains???
    My friend: we live in southern California... No one here has ever frozen to death...
    Me: oh...

  12. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Me: *walking around store*
    Store Radio: And here's One Direction with Live While We're Young
    Me: No! I will not listen! *covers ears*
    Few Seconds Later
    Me: Yeahhhhhhh, we'll be doing what we do, just pretending that we're cool. So tonight!
    LETS GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN!!!

  13. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:44am UTC
    When someones relationship status on Facebook is "it's complicated." ...ha come on now, just go ahead and change it to "single." Your not fooling anyone silly :D

  14. it_will_be_ok it_will_be_ok
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:46am UTC
    *at choir festival, our director bought us donuts*
    me: *eating donut*
    Chris: *sneaks up by me and slowly leans in close and takes a bite of my donut*
    me: dude. it's mine.
    me: *continues eating*
    Chris: *takes another bite of my donut*
    me: ok fine just take it!
    Chris: *opens mouth*
    me: really I have to feed it to you? whatever.
    me: *shoves rest of donut in his face*

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:53am UTC
    Just remember that your NOT a lone.
    I'm here if anyone wants to vent.
    -Nice Guys

  16. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:53am UTC
    Don't you find it funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

  17. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 1:00am UTC
    *Thinking innapropraite thoughts*
    Me: OMG WHAT IF THERES A TELEPATH IN HERE*
    *Think happy thoughts*
    *Think happy thoughts*
    *Think happy thoughts*
    *HAPPY THOUGHTS GODDAMIT*

  18. 6BillionSecretsGirl 6BillionSecretsGirl
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 1:01am UTC
    I finally feel beautiful.
    I finally feel free.
    I can finally accept myself the way I am.
    - Alice, Wonderland, sixbillionsecrets.com

  19. dont_forget_i_love_you dont_forget_i_love_you
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 1:01am UTC
    I hate it when people say something is awkward when it's not.
    Like someone will say "i was standing behind a hot guy and i wasnt wearing lip gloss! it was so awkward"
    I'm over here just like, "NO. THAT IS NOT AWKWARD AT ALL. AWKWARD IS WHEN YOU'RE JUST KIND OF THERE. EXISTING, BUT NOT DOING ANYTHING. WHEN YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE. THAT'S AWKWARD."

  20. bella is a penguin * bella is a penguin *
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 1:05am UTC
    Liam Payne. ♥
    Louis Tomlinson. ♥
    Harry Styles. ♥
    Niall Horan. ♥
    Zayn Malik. ♥

:)

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