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Quotes added on Friday, September 28 2012

  1. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:02am UTC
    You call yourself Fat Amy?
    Yeah, so twig B!tches like you can't do it behind my back. ♥

  2. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:04am UTC
    I'm so obvious about the fact I like you and everyones knows I do. Everyone but you.

  3. catvalentineinthe80s catvalentineinthe80s
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun
    I know we only met but let's pretend it's L
    💗ve
    And never, never, never stop for anyone
    Tonight, let's get some
    And live while we're young!
    -Live While We're Young by One Direction

  4. musicgirl109 musicgirl109
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:05am UTC
    As good as you make me feel,
    I wanna make you feel better,
    better than your fairy tales,
    better than your best dreams.
    You're more than everything I
    need, you're all I ever wanted.

  5. LittleRed99 LittleRed99
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Me in the car with my Dad
    -Call me Maybe plays on the radio-
    Me-*sings* so call me maybe!
    *Song ends*
    Dad- I bet you people don't even know my age because I'm so hot.
    Me- No, your a old fart.
    Dad- No I hear ladies saying how hot I am. If I wasn't with Mom I would have all the chicks!
    Me- Keep dreaming.
    Dad- I bet your friends are like *goes into high pitch voice* "Your dad is sooo good looking!"
    Me- No, They think your creepy.
    Dad- *Mutters* All the chicks want me....

  6. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:07am UTC
    You remember learning about the America's history in History class? I remember reading about when the Presidents and Candidates were actually good.
    Look where America is now. Like some trillion dollars in debt.

  7. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:08am UTC
    I'm awesome
    [Agree] [die]

  8. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Finding Nemo Quote#1.
    *On Nemo's Lucky Fin*
    Merlin: Don't worry kids, he's had it since he was born, we call it his lucky fin
    Nemo: Daaaaaad
    Octopus: One of my tentacles is shorter than my other tentacles, but you can't really tell especially when I twirl, *swishy* *swishy* *swishy*
    Seahorse: I'm H20 intolerant......AHHH CHOOO!!!
    Anglefish: IM OBNOXIOUS
    BravoSierra's format
    HEADING FORMAT BY BRAVO SIERRA

  9. musicgirl109 musicgirl109
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:10am UTC
    I can't handle this.

  10. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:11am UTC
    S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put an end to this! stay strong!
    signatures:
    LilzaxX
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388 I
    mNotAlone
    GirlMeetsBoyx33
    mariah_love1369
    niki12354
    ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥
    hannahrivera55
    yourmysunshine
    SmileyFacesAreAmazing (:
    tiffanydewes
    love_him_always
    musicgirl109
    lilgirlsarah ♥
    emilyjonesxox
    kazzykinsxo
    Kellasauras ♥
    JadeyRawrRawr
    ColleenElizabethh (:
    lovehimmorethanwords
    dyliedoodle
    zeldaGirl97
    You_Love_Dana
    jessiduh
    Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    gbugg
    Pandaawsomeness ♥
    skyla961
    Starmoonplay ♥
    xhollisterx322
    PippaGirlxx
    mr_beanzzz
    gabster25
    erikax32♥
    Kittykitty123♥
    masher33.♥
    icanthavehim
    mylyfe2121
    cupcakexoxo9
    natstone
    teenteen
    crazii
    amyy
    diilyndaaisy
    lindsey123
    taylahj_eels
    fruitsbasket =)
    softb11
    someonelikeyou23
    blacklicorice
    Karin95
    SillyLilly Fuzzybird :)
    Tracylivesunderyourbed ♥
    becca21
    MinitureGirl
    PixieDustx
    zebraalover :DD
    Prianka♥
    colormyworld401
    Fishes926
    sydneyxbrooke ♥
    Libbi_Rox
    Darcyy
    dancergrl13
    ToshaMarie_22
    confession_forever
    chharish
    tessy_13
    stickerlesshobo
    iloveyou10101
    ImmaBeWitty <33
    trinityy_xoxox (:
    livelovelaughforever ♥
    Madisonnnnn6425
    SoHelpMeMichael
    LoveIsALosingGame
    RebelMuse
    InvisibleMe
    KaylaJolynn
    disneylover101
    StarMoonSun87
    meganak ♥
    Biancax3
    icarly26
    winterbreeze221
    SugarPlum96 ♥
    xXxrhiannonxXx ♥ c:
    Ellmo
    oxwittyloverxo
    AlpacaPerson
    lovelife23
    meagan0508 <3
    SofieSurfer
    Pandabear13
    StillDreamingOn :*
    Sergyshore
    LoveIsEnchanting
    Alaajayjay
    MayaDeVine <3

  11. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Finding Nemo Quote#2.
    On looking at the Boat/Butt,
    Angel Fish: SAVED YOUR LIFE
    Octopus: AWWW YOU GUYS MADE ME IIIIINK!!!!!!


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Finding Nemo Quote#3.
    My Grandma: You should try the Halibut I hear it's really good
    Me: No!
    Grandma:....
    Me:
    Grandma:
    Me:
    Grandma:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD!!!!

  14. mayadevine mayadevine
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:19am UTC
    conversation between me and my friend (little crush)
    Him:heeeeeyyy :)
    Me: ello govna ;)
    Him: have i ever told you that i think your really really hot?
    Me: ha who is this!
    Him: Sorry that was my frined
    Me: ya...kinda figured
    ....true story...

  15. The_shell_of_a_boy The_shell_of_a_boy
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I'm not afraid anymore.

  16. daniiglesias daniiglesias
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Sleeping With Sirens

  17. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Finding Nemo Quote#4.
    Merlin: Dory we've gotta escape there's gotta be an escape there's gotta be an escape!!!!!!
    Dory: Ooooo look at this it says.....Eyscapeyyy HEY! It's spelled just like escape!!

  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:24am UTC
    12:22am
    Finished Sumarries
    Finished Vocab
    Finished Character lists
    Finished Job description
    Meds taken
    Headphones in
    Music on
    Green tea in hand
    Goodnight
    A little less stress, knowing im not going to fail anymore
    Breathe.....
    Sick as hell, but going to pass out now!
    Buenos Noche!

  19. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:24am UTC
    Finding Nemo Quote#5.
    Merlin: Dory Dory DORY WAKE UP
    Dory *in her sleep*:Yes im a natural blue...

  20. InLoveWithHim1040609 InLoveWithHim1040609
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Me: Mom Imma Get Ice Cream Tomorrow After School
    My Mom: All Think About It
    Me: Mom No Questions Asked I Said Imma Get Ice Cream Tomorrow

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