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Quotes added on Tuesday, September 18 2012

  1. Bananasplit415 Bananasplit415
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Top 4 wishes
    1. To earn money without working.
    2. To be smart without studying .
    3. To love without getting hurt.
    4. To eat without getting fat.

  2. hmmidontrememberaskingyou hmmidontrememberaskingyou
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:01am UTC
    that awkward moment when you've literally got the best original quote ever, so you run to your laptop and all that you can think is:
    'The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.....'

  3. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:04am UTC
    lesson
    Did
    warning
    Expeld.

  4. imsohard45 imsohard45
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Not doing the
    Moment story anymore doin another mindless behavior Story casting down below
    Princeton Sis
    Princeton ex:
    Princeton gf' ;Taken
    Prodigy Best friend;
    Prodigy gf;
    Prodigy ex
    Ray ray gf
    Roc Royal ex
    Roc royal gf'
    Roc royal Best friend
    Extra
    Cousins
    Friend
    Crushes

  5. forever_styles forever_styles
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:05am UTC
    "aww, sh/t this is my jam."
    I say as I spread it on my toast.

  6. JustBravo JustBravo
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Akon - Smack That ft. Eminem
    one of the very few songs where
    the singer is black and the rapper is white
    love the twist

  7. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:06am UTC
    It's always a good time huh?
    Wtf its not for f/cking me!

  8. Sammy011497 Sammy011497
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Chances thrown, nothing's free
    Longing for, what used to be
    Still it's hard, hard to see
    Fragile lives, shattered dreams

  9. hmmidontrememberaskingyou hmmidontrememberaskingyou
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:14am UTC
    today in class my friend had me watch that scary car vid, this is a true story of the events that ensued:
    me:why do i have to watch this again?
    her:because it's so cute and funny!
    me:.... you don't like cute videos.... TELL ME WHAT YOUR ACTUAL PLANS ARE
    her: no don't you trust me it's just so cute i know how you love these kinds of things
    me:so you promise there's nothing scary at all in this vid
    her:*puts hand on my shoulder* yes. i solemnly swear that this vid is not scary in the least.
    me:*hesitantly* ok fine
    *she makes me put the earbuds in and starts the vid*
    me in my head: this isn't so bad, it's actually kind of relaxing
    *DEMON GIRL POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE*
    me: *i scream but then clamp my hand over my mouth while ripping of the earbuds and pushing away from the table and hyperventilating*
    her:OMFG hahahahahahahaha
    me: YOU F*CKING LIAR YOU SAID IT WASN'T SCARY B*TCH
    her: i lied hahahahah
    me: i'm gonna have nightmares for a month!!!
    her: hahahahahah
    me: *sudden mood swing into solemn face* you're dead to me.
    *I then proceed to exit the class like the fabulous b*tch that I am*
    this is an undoubtedly true story.
    give me some luvin if your friends have ever taken advantage of your gullibleness like that :)

  10. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:18am UTC
    One in a Million
    *Chapter One Hundred & Twenty-Five; Part One*
    Amber's POV:
    All of Lilli's friends and family gathered around her to sing the 'Happy Birthday' song to her. Niall and I sat on opposite sides of her; our backs facing away from everyone at the party. Liam brough out her chocolate birthday cake and placed it in front of her while my Mom stuck candles in the frosting that depicted Barbie. Across the top of the cake, in pink frosting read, 'Happy 5th Birthday, Lillian!' and at the bottom it said, 'Love Mommy and Daddy.'
    "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!" I rested my hand behind Lilli's back, and so did Niall. "Happy birthday dear Lillian!" I felt his fingers intwertwine with my own, using Lilli's back to hide it from everyone. "Happy birthday to you!" She blew out her candles and I smiled down at Lilli, feeling strange about how I was going about my situation with her father.
    "Look at that, Amber!" My mom leaned across the table to show me her camera and I felt Niall's grip release my limp fingers. "She looks just like you there. Especially in her eyes." I brought the camera closer to my eyes to see a crazed look play on Lilli's face in the photo. Liam was setting the cake down in front of her and she looked like I did in pictures from my first birthday; she started to get more and more like me everyday.
    Once everyone was served ice cream and cake I went off to my car, hoping Niall would follow me there; he did. I acted like I needed something from my trunk, but really just needed to chat wtih him in private. "What's going on, Love?" He rested his hand on my shoulder and I flinched slightly at his touch.
    "You can't keep doing that, Niall. Especially not in public like that." He removed his hand from me and shoved them in his pockets, staring at the ground. "What if my Mom saw, huh? We shouldn't even be doing this at all, you know."
    "I do know that, okay?" He kept his voice soft, but it felt like he was screaming at me; begging for me to bring him back into my life. The air grew thick and I felt like dying until he broke the silence, "Can you help me bring Lill's present over there?"
    "Yeah, sure thing." All I did was open and shut his car door, then watched him walk back to the party. I followed close behind, but far enough behind to wish I was closer. When we both arrived back, Niall floated over to talk with his Mom, while I wandered to Isabella's side. She was standing with Louis and Eleanor along with a tall, strange man I assumed was Eric.
    "And then he pulls out a Sharpie and write his number on my coffee cup." I budded in on what sounded like how Isabella and Eric met. She snuggled into his side as his hazal like eyes gazed down on her; their eyes were almost identical. "Oh, Eric, this is Amber."
    "So you're the girl I hear all about? It's nice to finally meet you." He seemed nice, and he was super good looking. He ran his fingers through hair and I saw Isabella bitting her lip as she watched him. He had her whipped and I was so happy to see her happy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. hmmidontrememberaskingyou hmmidontrememberaskingyou
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:18am UTC
    that moment when the one young, hot guy teacher that you have is almost too gay to function.

  12. SmileyRyleigh SmileyRyleigh
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I can usually
    push you right out
    of my heart
    but i'm too tired to fight

  13. stovan stovan
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Trapped In A World Of Illusions
    There's No Point In A Life With Delusions
    A Life With No Easy Solutions
    Will Lead To Unpleasant Confusions

  14. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Lol So True: #101
    Bipolar people are easy. If you don't like their current mood, just wait a few minutes. It will change.
    lolsotrue.com

  15. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:23am UTC
    One in a Million
    *Chapter One Hundred & Twenty-Five; Part Two*
    Amber's POV:
    "We are so glad for you two!" Eleanor muttered in her tiny voice. We chatted for a little bit and, somehow, the topic of Lou and El's wedding came up. "We want to get married in the fall. I was thinking in Disney World, but Lou wants to stay in London." She stuck her tongue out at him while he just smiled and took her suggestion into consideration.
    "I can't believe you two are getting married! Finally! After all these years!" Isabella grabbed on the Louis' shoulders and began to shake him violently, yet playfully. I knew how good it must've felt to see her childhood best friend finally get married to the girl of his dreams. I let my mind wander as I recalled attending Jess' wedding, and being her maid of honor.
    "Amber?" Eleanor's voice echoed through my ears and snapped me back to reality. "Will you do it?"
    "Do what? I'm sorry." I laughed.
    "Be my maid of honor alongside Isabella?" She reached her hand out to me and slid her fingers inbetween mine.
    "Of course I will! Yes!" Her, Isabella, and I huddled in close and embraced each other; they were my girls that have always stuck through thick and thin and I couldn't have loved them anymore. We turned around to find Louis hugging Eric.
    "What? You guys were doing it. Don't judge us." Oh, Lou, you never fail to make people laugh. The day wore on and soon came to and end. Everyone left, except the guys, Lilli, and I. I had Zayn and Harry play with Lilli while Louis, Niall, Liam, and I cleaned up the park.
    Once everything and everyone was packed up and ready to head on home, I realized I left one of Lilli's presents under a picnic table, behind a big tree. I spent most of the day at that table because it was in the shade. Everyone else, but me, was buckled in and ready to go so I decided to go and get it. As I trotted back to the table, I sensed that Niall was following close behind me.
    "I got it for you, Babe." He hunched forward and picked up the heavy box for me, then leaning it on the hidden table. I started to mumble a question, but got cut off my his soft lips. His hands cupped my cheeks as he pulled me closer as fiercly as he could. When he pulled away, he rested his forehead on mine; our noses bouncing against each other. "I love it when you wear that strawberry chaptstick." He whishpered to me, sounding like he was out of breath.
    I stared at him in shock for a second before he motioned me to follow behind him. He quickly packed the present in the trunk of my car and sped off in his own. I climbed in the passenger's seat next to Liam and pretended like my strawberry lips never touched Niall's.
    ***FAVE/COMMENT/FOLLOW/FEEDBACK***
    Thanks for reading, Loves! Ideas? Predictions? Team Niall or Team Liam? TEAM LILLI AND MICKEY REVOLUTION 2012 FOR THE WIN, KAY? <3 So if you couldn't tell, I'm listening to Little Bird by Ed Sheeran and that is why the strawberry lips reference is used. Don't judge me, alright? Oh and thanks to Isabella (bowtiesandfezzes) for making me so gosh darn hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, :)xx
    Am
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Witty:Relax! Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add your quote. Please try again.
    Me: You f/cking B/tch

  18. karin95 karin95
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:26am UTC
    When my friends ask me what's wrong..and even I don't know...
    Depression Stinks

  19. suggalipsxo suggalipsxo
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Me: why is so hot!?
    *checks thermostat*
    Me: its 69 degrees in here!
    My Mom: no wonder why its so hot(;
    Me: omg mom!!

  20. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Me:Lets try this again witty : presses my quote looks good 4 times.
    Witty:Simmer down!
    Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add your quote. Please try again.
    Hang on a minute!
    Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add your quote. Please try again.
    Control your excitement!
    Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add your quote. Please try again.
    Control your excitement!
    Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add your quote. Please try again.
    Me: You B/tch B/tch B/tch B/tch!!!!
    (I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN DOING THIS)

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