Quotes added on Sunday, September 9 2012

mariahg99
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September 9, 2012 12:00am UTC

Yesterday in lunch
*assistant principal walks in*
friend 1: oh theres mr jimenez (assistant principal)
friend 2: is it me or does he look kinda like an oompa loompa
me: *shocked whisper*OH MY GOD YESSS!!! i knew he looked like id seen him somewhere n thts it mr jimenez looks like and oompa loompa
friend 3: he does
friend 4: someone needs to go ask him if hes seen charlie and the chocolate factory
friend 3: yea like after graduation im gonna go up to him and b like dude ive thought this this whole year u look like a frickin oompa loompa
all of us: *die laughing*
people at other tables: *stares to see what we are laughing about*
friend 3: *talking to us* jst let them stare theyre jealous were just way to cool for them and they cant handle it
all of us: die laughing again
people at other tables: *stare again
annoying kid: oh its just them again theyre wierd u guys can look away n pay attention to me again cuz i kno thats who you really care about
friend 3: oh yea totally cuz everyone wants to see whats wrong with you
everyone: *die laughing

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ninjabre
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:00am UTC

**People always claim I'm so pretty but they never
Realize that they are just as pretty as I am!
:) there are times when we feel down and not worthy of
Who we date but truth is that no matter
What other people say, we have to keep smiling and
Ignore the people who make us feel lost and out of place!!
<3. <3. <3. <3.

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lolliesandrainbows
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:00am UTC

FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO HATE HARRY POTTER
FOR ONE THING THAT MAKES ME ANGRY
KEEP YOUR OPPINIONS TO YOURSELF BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HERE THEM
AND IF YOU BAG HIM YOU BAG ME

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AmandaaRenee
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:01am UTC

let me know that i've done wrong when i've known this all along.

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butterflykisses66
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:01am UTC

HE'S
THE
REASON
FOR
THE
TEARDROPS
ON
MY
GUITAR

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Victoria*
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:01am UTC

Be my bad boy,
be my man,
be my weekend lover
but don't be my friend
you can be my bad boy
but understand
that I don't need you in my life again. <3

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lexysingasong
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:01am UTC

So I'm sitting on Witty & Tumblr,
eating Nutella,
on a Saturday night...
YOLO.
lol. i'm such a riot.

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Just_Josh
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:01am UTC

The More You Fall,
The More You Have To Get Back Up.

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dontbeabully
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:02am UTC

That awkward moment when there is no awkward moment and your just awkward and it's all awkward

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justasecretaccount
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:02am UTC

I'm not the type to admit I'm scared
-I'm scared of my brother.
-I'm scared of spiders.
-I'm scared of clowns.
-I'm scared of The Wizard of Oz.
-I'm scared of what people think about me.
-I'm scared to be hurt.
-I'm scared I'm gonna loose my bestfriend.
-I'm scared I'm gonna loose the only people I care about.
-I'm scared to dissappoint people.
-I'm scared of myself.

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MarcuzIssexy
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:02am UTC

So tell me how does it feel,
how does it feel to be like you?
I think your mouth should be quiet
Cause it never tells the truth.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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DayDreamer21
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:03am UTC

layin in bed tryin to sleep,
but instead i have my parents and brothers problems on my mind.
i swear im like the therapist in my house.
i hear about everyone elses problems
but when i have problems i stay quiet and dont talk to anyone.
its weird how stuff like this happens...

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aubweeexx
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:03am UTC

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME
does anyone know how to get the top half of your profile (picture, username etc.) to disappear?
please comment on my profile thanks

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steve1000
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:04am UTC

Business opportunities are like buses, there's always another one coming. — Richard Branson

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L0v3OrB3L0v3d
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:04am UTC

Sarcasm: The ability to inslut idiots with out them realizing it.

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hello_universe
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:04am UTC

I put my heart and soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
-Vincent van Gogh.

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xxxdreamerxxx11
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:04am UTC

I made it through yet do you care?

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MarcuzIssexy
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:04am UTC

So tell me, so tell me why,
why does it have to be this way?
Why can't things ever change?

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beary0630
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 12:05am UTC

One Direction Update
9/9/12 12:05 PM EDT
Hey guys I've got loads of info for you today. Where to start? First off last night Harry was with Niall at the McFly concert. Stalker Sarah met them there.
Today was crazy because it was like New Orleans all over again as we didn't know where they were, but this time we figured it out much quicker. Niall and Zayn have headed back to the UK. Zayn is going to Bradford and Niall will head to Mullingar. Liam and Danielle went to Orlando without anyone knowing right after the VMAs. They went to Ed Sheeran's concert tonight. Liam got attacked by fans which creeped him out. His whole family was there as well.
Harry and Louis are both still in LA. Harry has a friend from Holmes Chapel there. He also got another tattoo. I believe they have off for about a week now since they are all over and they have the Itunes Festival on the 20th.
The boys will be in Germany on September 22nd for a signing!
Unfortunately Zayn is on crutches! He hurt his ankle when he was over at Justin Bieber's house. But it isn't serious as there is no cast and he's wearing his normal shoe.
Rumors: Again, loads so ask if you've heard something you are unsure of.
Niall at LAX: https://twitter.com/1DUpdatesHC/status/244562542528172032/photo/1
Zayn at LAX on crutches: https://twitter.com/TornMade1D/status/244561636889862144/photo/1
Niall and Stalker Sarah last night: https://twitter.com/WW1DUpdates/status/244399426255331328/photo/1

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