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Quotes added on Saturday, September 8 2012

  1. alannaxxoxxo alannaxxoxxo
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:00am UTC
    why does witty have to keep changing..?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. candygirl2 candygirl2
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Tonight is a headphones in, world out kind of night

  4. xxXStorysXxx xxXStorysXxx
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework
    Me: Written in the stars
    Teacher: Huh? Were!?
    Me: A million miles away...
    Teacher: What was it about?
    Me: A message to the main..!
    Teacher: You were supposed to do SEASONS, What do you know about seasons?
    Me: Seasons come and go!
    Teacher: You're so annoying....!!!!!!!!!
    Me: But I will never change C;
    Teacher: ... -_- detention... NOW!
    Me: ... And I'm on my way.. *derp face*

  5. UnSpokenMemories UnSpokenMemories
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:02am UTC
    How Many times
    Can we Quote Mean Girls
    Without it getting old?
    The Limit Does Not Exist
    quote creditt to loveeyoulots

  6. candygirl2 candygirl2
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:03am UTC
    And to think you were the only other person I ever opened up to, just to have you walk out of my life

  7. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Real friends,
    Don't leave you when you need them the most.

  8. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:03am UTC
    On Wedsdays we wear pink :)

  9. SuperBass223 SuperBass223
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Random TV facts
    1- The main voice actors on The Simpsons are paid $400,000 per episode
    2- Watching every episode of Seasame Street non-stop would take nearly half a year
    3- Spongebob Squarepants worked at the Krusty Krab for over 31 years
    4- Actor Matthew Perry is missing part of his middle finger
    5- Darth Vader nerver says "Luke, I am your father" the actual line is "No I am your father"
    6- The creator of Family Guy was supposed to be on one of the planes on 9/11
    7- The initials of Homer Simpson's creator are hidden in his ear and hair
    8- In 1980 the coyote caught road runner thenn asked the audience "Now what am I supposed to do?"
    9- Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy
    10- Family Guy was started as a cartoon called Larry and Steve, it was alot different then

  10. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Everyone should be blind.
    I don't mean this in a bad way, it's just that blind people don't have to see things to know the true beauty of them. Blind people can't judge a person on color/race. I truely think that blind people see the world how it's meant to be. It is supposed to be seen in a way no one can explain in words, you can only hear it. So that my dear children, is why I think we all should be blind.

  11. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I hate when I see my fellow Wittians asking for a rate 1-10 or talking about how ugly they THINK they are. You don't rate 1-10, you know why? You rate WAY beyond it. No none of you are unattractive, you're all so beautiful <3. Unless you are a guy, then you are handsome. The ONLY thing that could make you ugly is if you were a horrible person and none of you are <3

  12. oblivion oblivion
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I think I miss you
    LESS AND LESS AS EVERY DAY GOES BY

  13. Lex* Lex*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:07am UTC
    My mom was on facebook
    and she saw this picture that said
    "70 minus 1 equals dinner for 2"
    My 17 year old brother had to explain it to her.

  14. cookiecakegal cookiecakegal
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:07am UTC
    ONE OF MY EMBARASSING MOMENTS:
    I was talking to a teacher about an essay and i had my pencil in my hand i put it through my hair for some reason and it got STUCK yes stuck so i leave it there casually while the teacher is talking to me and my pencil is dangling from my hair when all of a sudden it falls out and my teacher looks at me like im crazy and walks away

  15. UnSpokenMemories UnSpokenMemories
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:08am UTC
    CANT YOU SEE THAT IM THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU? BEEN HERE ALL ALONG SO WHY CAN'T YOU SEE, YOU BELONG WITH ME, YOU BELONG WITH ME ♥

  16. InsertAliasHere InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
    The other day when we were walking by the graveyard near the house
    you asked me if I thought we would ever die.
    And if life and love both fade so predictably,
    we've made ourselves a kind of predictable lie.
    So I pictured us like corpses lying side by side in pieces
    in some dark and lonely plot under a bough.
    We looked so silly there all decomposed,
    half turned to dust in tattered clothes,
    though we probably look just as silly now

  17. skyrochelle skyrochelle
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Everyone says love hurts,
    but that is not true.
    Loneliness hurts.
    Rejection hurts.
    Losing someone hurts.
    Envy hurts.
    Everyone gets these things confused with love.
    But in reality; love is the O N L Y thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again.
    nmf/q i just love it. ♥

  18. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:10am UTC
    you know you eat alot when you eat 6 pices of pizza and then a cupcake and then chips . hahaha well its party so i guess i can eat how much i want 😁🍰

  19. hoplesslieromantic hoplesslieromantic
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:10am UTC
    I love you to the moon and back...

  20. krissykat krissykat
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Act Like A
    Lady
    Think Like
    A Boss

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