Quotes added on Friday, August 31 2012

Im_just_a_guy
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August 31, 2012 12:00am UTC

My names Jacob, I'm new to witty.. Anyone wanna help me??(: <3

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invisabledinosaurs
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August 31, 2012 12:00am UTC

so if bra's are over the shoulder boulder holders
that makes guy's under wear the under the butt nut hut :)

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xxCaliLizxx
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August 31, 2012 12:01am UTC

Liam turned 19 and moved in with his girlfriend Danilelle.
Harry and Niall wanted to change their hair.
Louis doesnt wear his signiture stripes that much now.
Zayn might get another tattoo.
One Direction...
is growing up too fast :'(

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Cupcakex4
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August 31, 2012 12:01am UTC

I followed myHeart and fell in love.
(( But you broke my heart ))
» THE WAY ♥ My heart shattered. »
But too (( prideful )) to show my weaknesses.
nmf / my quote
((

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harrypotterlover42
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August 31, 2012 12:02am UTC

when your teacher draws or writes something sexual and doesn't realize it, and gets angry at the class for laughing

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fulloffun101
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August 31, 2012 12:02am UTC

You honestly wonder why my sister stays out as much as she can?
Why my brother stayed at college to work all summer?
Why my other brother has such a bad temper?
Ohh just ask my parents because then you would see how clueless they are.
They don't see that THEY are the problem.

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meridia1529
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August 31, 2012 12:03am UTC

Give me a break let me make my own pattern
All that it takes is some time but
I'm shattered...

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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August 31, 2012 12:03am UTC

Question #3:
are you a spender or a saver? -Leeuum
I hate to say it..but im defenetly a spender.Hahaha, ill like go walk the mall, and ill see something cute, and ill run in and buy it..hahahaha no matter how hard i try to save, it never works out!! :)

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LEAH LOVES YOU*
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:03am UTC

When someone makes you feel more special than your
BOYFRIEND
does </3

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DayDreamer21
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August 31, 2012 12:04am UTC

you think im smiling cause im happy!?
no, little do you know that this face is my
" i wana push you down a cliff, kick you in the nuts, punch you in the face,... hug you, kiss you, cry on your shoulder, face"
i hate you, and yet im never gonna get over you, and i cant keep track of how i feel.
so i just smile cause then you wont ask me whats wrong, cause if i frown you wouldnt let it be.
and id just break down and loss it.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:05am UTC

Don't you just hate it
when table spills all
over your liquid!?!?!?!

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kaylagirl4298
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August 31, 2012 12:05am UTC

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opening Credits: Unbroken - Demi Lovato
Waking up: Circus- Britney Spears
First Day of School: Holiday - Green Day
Falling in Love; Happily Ever After - He Is We (oh the irony...)
Fight Song: Magic - B.o.B
Breaking Up: Our Time Now - Plain White T's
Studying/Working: My Shoes - Jordan Pruitt
Life: What The Hell - Avril Lavigne
Mental Breakdown: Inescapable - Jessica Jarrel
Sunny Day: One Thing - One Direction
Rainy Day: Everything About You - One Direction
Party/Dance Music: Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
Driving: Ends With You - Cody Simpson
Sleeping/Dreaming: I Write Sings Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
Nightmares: Telephone - Lady Gaga
Flashback: Plant Life - Owl City
Wedding: Down To Earth - Justin Bieber(omigod I need to delete this song -___-)
Birth of a child: Honey And The Bee - Owl City
Final Battle: Brokenhearted - Karmin
Death Scene: Favorite Girl - Justin Bieber(I just need to delete my Jb songs lol)
Funeral Song; Anything But Ordinary - Avril Lavigne
End Credits: Dreams Don't Turn To Dust - Owl City
Ive done this survey before once! It was such a long time ago lol its fun to answer and fun seeing peoples answers and music taste c:

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conklineli5280
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August 31, 2012 12:05am UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
I told him I've self harmed.
He wasn't mad.
His feelings didn't change. He just made me make one promise.
That I will never do it again . ♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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jesshippy
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August 31, 2012 12:05am UTC

YOU GO GLEN COCO

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lollypop398
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:08am UTC

Why were we so excited to grow up?
For the heartbreak?
For the failure?
For the insecurity and bullying?
This is not what I signed up for.
saw this and was like were do i sigh out

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w00t_w00t
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August 31, 2012 12:09am UTC

When you realize you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a girlfriend/boyfriend.

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MiraciGoRawr
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:10am UTC

Zack: You know, I saw
this great thing on the
Discovery Channel. Turns
out if you kill a starfish
it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish
wearing boxer shorts?
Because you might have
been watching
Nickelodeon.
#TheBigBangTheory

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TheeRunawaay
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:10am UTC

Reading old text messages
and you just break down
crying. ❥

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DenaAnn
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August 31, 2012 12:11am UTC

I'm the girl who plays her music loud enough to feel it shake her body because it lets her leave this world behind her;
Who looks so confident because she's trying to convince herself that she is;
Who feels like she's living in a world that has never wanted her..
<3

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teenadvice123
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August 31, 2012 12:11am UTC

Hey witty girls!!
i love the advice section, i love helping you out with anything! I am teen.advice@aol.com we all have something that we want to talk about dont hesitate abou it !
xoxo

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