Quotes added on Wednesday, August 22 2012

Jahyvie
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:00am UTC

It's a tragedy to know that most the marks human's make are scars.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:01am UTC

wittyprofilesflaws
^^^^^WHAT THE HELL IS THIS^^^^^
What the hell has witty came too?
This is why people feel down!
This F*ucking hater right here...
So full of themselves
Do us all a favor wittyprofilesflaws
F*ck off!
We might not be flawless,
But we are better on the inside than this person!
Check her out? report/Block her!!!!
Don't let the haters win witty!
Please take time to report her!!!!

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Doctor_Who
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:02am UTC

The Doctor: Yes. Yes, I have actually rebuilt a TARDIS before, you know. I know what I'm doing.
Idris: You're like a nine-year-old trying to rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom. And you never read the instructions.
The Doctor: I always read the instructions.
Idris: There's a sign on my front door. You have been walking past it for seven hundred years. What does it say?
The Doctor: That's not instructions!
Idris: There's an instruction at the bottom. What does it say?
The Doctor: "Pull to open."
Idris: Yes, and what do you do?
The Doctor: I push!
Idris: Every single time. Seven hundred years. Police box doors open out the way.
The Doctor: I think I have earned the right to open my front doors anyway I want.
Idris: Your front doors? Have you any idea how childish that sounds?
The Doctor: Oh. You are not my mother!
Idris: And you are not my child.
DOCTOR ♡ WHO

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InLoveWithHim1040609
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:02am UTC

So All My Life I've Always Done Bad In School
When I Got To Jr High 7th And 8th Grade I Started Doing Way Worse I Would Just Go Late To Every Class Sluff Alot Never Turn Anything In I Had All F's
Every Teacher I've Had Told Mee I'm Never Gonna Make It Far In Life
I Didn't Really Care What They Said Tho
But Now That I'm In 9th Grade I Need To Cut The Crap Imma Actually Try From Now On I Actually Bought Notebooks And Pencils Today And Thats Something I've Never Done Haven't Even Used A Notebook For School Since Like 4th Grade
But Whatever Like I Said I'm Actually Gonna Try
Well Lets See How I Do(:
My Goal Is To Keep My Grades Above A 'C'

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:03am UTC

Thro *Types in password* Incorrect. *Types in
password again* incorrect. "WTF? THAT IS MY-
oh caps...

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hay_hay12
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:03am UTC

if there ever comes a day
when we can't be together, keep me in your heart,
I'll stay there forever.
-winnie the pooh
my quote
partially nmf
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMA

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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chanelreid16
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:04am UTC

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

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rdcdancer13
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:04am UTC

whatever happened to original quotes? everything i see on witty now is from tumblr.

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XxwittykittyxX
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:05am UTC

Sometimes we build walls.
not to keep people out.
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but, to see who cares enough to break them down.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:05am UTC

Mom: Did you make it home ok?
Me: No I died 7 times in the process.

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:05am UTC

mascara always beats boys.
when boys walk,
mascara runs.
♥

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:06am UTC

Cat Lady?
No thanks. I prefer turtles.
nmf

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FutureMrsPayne
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:07am UTC

Chapter Four of Almost Perfect
March's P.O.V.
It was good seeing Harry today at the meet and greet. He looked better than ever. I wanted so badly to run up and give him a kiss, but I know I couldn't. I really want to tell Addie about the Harry thing, I think she already noticed something was up.
Zayn's P.O.V.
The concert was awesome, one of our better ones in fact. It was the typical day until I met Addie. She is so beautiful and sweet! She's honestly everything I look for in a girlfriend . But a kid at 18? I don't know. I feel like I dated her, I would have to be a daddy figure to Airabella. I can't help take care of a kid, I can barely take care of myself.. "So how did you like the concert"? Niall asked shoving a handful of chips in his mouth. "It was okay I guess" I said trying to sound calm. "Just okay"? "Wasn't there a certain girl that caught your attention"? Harry asked giving me the I-know-you-like-her- look. I guess we will see when they come over tomorrow.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:07am UTC

1600's: Oh Romeo! I have written to inform you that I recieved your letter and was left quite speechless!
2012: K

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zimchim*
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:08am UTC

I Never Thought I'd Be
One To Cut Myself...
I feel so ashamed.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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arianagrande*
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:09am UTC

I had an old account that got deleted, i hate
about 1000 folllowers, it got deleted, now i
had to make this one, i want you to folow
me so i get my followers back!!! i would
follow back but you have to favorite this
quote the follow me or i wont follow you
kayy? thanks i am trying to catch up but its
not going well!:) REMEMBER I WIILL follow
back if you fav. this quote and follow me so i
know you followed me!

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kristagannon
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:09am UTC

Happy One Month Jonathan ♥
I love you soooo much and
I can't wait to spend the day with you(:
You're the greatest, most amazing boyfriend
I could ever ask for and I don't know where
I would be right now without you!
I love you so much♥
Cookiedoughformats

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blueeyedblonde
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:09am UTC

I'm going to bed now.
when I wake up I expect this to be a too quote.
Get to work my children.
;D

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